hey, remember at church camp when the proverbial "they" (aka andy deitz) would scare us with references to "dabbling in the occult" if we just sneezed in the general direction of black clothes, or *horror* the music of billy joel?
HA! I remember going back to the 'cabin,' pawing through my duffel bag, and being all, "Shit. Everything I brought is black. I must be on that Highway to Hell they kept referencing in the 'Go home and burn all your cassette tapes' sermon."
Do you remember that video they made us watch? The one that purportedly "exposed" Satan's influence in all the popular songs of the era -- including Whitney Houston's "Greatest Love of All" and Huey Lewis' "Jacob's Ladder?"
Mmmmmm. Especially bought at some awful big-box behemoth that draws the unwashed masses like flies to a bug-zapper under the trailer-house porch light.
Flaming Hymnals. Fuck yeah bitches. That's what I'm talking about. Bible bashing is for fags and sissy boys. Set that shit on fire and let it fly. That get's my v.e.t.o every time. Shit, I think I just channeled Bush.
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this is the funniest thing i have seen all day.
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Stop laughing. Stop it, I say! Or I'll call down the wrath of the Southern Baptist Convention. And those homies don't play.
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Do you remember that video they made us watch? The one that purportedly "exposed" Satan's influence in all the popular songs of the era -- including Whitney Houston's "Greatest Love of All" and Huey Lewis' "Jacob's Ladder?"
That was some dope shit, man.
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Wow. Did I just type that?
It is official. I am elitist scum.
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Hmmmm. Or not.
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