peeee ewww

[mel_blog]

I wish all men, everywhere, would refrain from the heavy handed use of cologne effective immediately.

In fact, refrain from all use, all together.

MUCHOS GRACIAS AMIGOS.

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[mel_blog]

Oh yeah. I was near asphyxiated in the lift yesterday from fumes galore...toxic toxic toxic.

[sui_generis]

Yeah, I haven't worn any since my oh-so-clever mix of Drakkar Noir and Gucci Noblis in high school didn't result in the net increase of women chasing me down the street I anticipated. I also recall it was pretty hard to find one that didn't smell like a woman's perfume, to me. Other than English Leather of course, which smelled like an old man of coffin-age.

Deodorant is about all I'll wear nowadays that has a smell. My favorite smell on women is usually nothing more than a decent shampoo. Subtlety is underrated.