Death by TayTay -Taylor Lautner (Dedicated to TLC girls)
Based on a true story... I like to dedicate this story to my FF buddies in the Taylor Lautner support thread.
Thanks to V. (Pure.Magic), Pauline (Pauline<3) and Lisa (Motoko_Ayoama) that I could use them as characters. Oh, and me (Heroes.Laurààh) :P
Death By TayTay
Lauren was a normal girl, sitting in front of her computer, googling, chatting on Fanforum…She had a lot of friends there and loved going there.
More importantly she loved being on a certain thread, the Taylor Lautner thread... 'Cause he is/was just awsome. *cough*Hot*cough*
So here she was, chatting again...
Pure.Magic : Hey guys, you see the new pics of TayTay yet?
TayTay was the nickname for the hottie that played Jacob Black in the Twilight Saga.
Lauren.Black : Noooooo! Show!
Pauline<3 : Show!!! I wanna seeeeeeee!!
Motoko_Ayoama : I saw them, totally thudworthy!!
Heroes.Laurààh : Is Thudworthy even a word? LOL
Motoko_Ayoama : It is now! Show us again, Vee!
Pure.Magic : Here's the link www.........Com
Pauline<3 : Oh My... *thud*
Heroes.Laurààh : Hotness... Hotness.. *thud*.. overload
Pure.Magic : *tries to revive Mel and Pauline*
Motoko_Ayoama : And he's not wearing a sparkling tie!!! *happy dance*
Pure.Magic : Did Lauren went away? She doesn't respond anymore...
Heroes.Laurààh : Thnx for the saving, V. ! And I don't know .. maybe..
Meanwhile
"Call 911!" Lauren heard in the background, she couldn't hear much else. "Can't breathe..." She tried to say, but who was listening to her?
Nobody... Everybody was too busy saving her. Though nobody realized it was too late.
How knew you could die of a picture, a good picture indeed, a droolworthy picture but still.
She could hear the sirens then, loud and demanding. It wasn't far away now.. But She could feel it was too late... much too late.
"She's not breathing.." one of the doctors said. "Drive faster, she needs to make it." He turned to the mother, "you know what happend?"
"No, she was just chatting and then she fell..." her mum said with tears in her eyes.
"Did she say anything?" he asked. "No, I don't think so... well she did say something that sounded like TayTay... I don't know.." The mother shrugged sad.
It was too late, even before they arrived, it was too late for Lauren.
Another doctor came into the room, where Lauren was now laying very still and white.
This doctor was looking more professional, the one that was married to him work, the good one.
"Cause of death?" the doctor asked, looking at the charts... Nobody knew why, but he always asked a question and then answered it himself. "Heart attack... what's TayTay?" A nurse standing next to him shrugged.
"What do you mean you don't know, you're a nurse, don't you need to know this sort of things, I mean you can read, right? it clearly says 'Heart attack, with cause TayTay.' And you don't know what it is?" This was the normal acting of this doctor, always mean, always the one who was right.
"Did you say TayTay as in Taylor Lautner?" A new nurse walked in, a young one. The two others just stared at her, shrugging.
The young nurse was ranting now, something about pictures and hot and something-worthy. The doctor saw the next thing coming, she fainted... Or she died, He wasn't quite sure.
The nurse, who was standing next to the doctor, went over to the unconsious nurse and checked her pols. "Uhmm doctor, I think.."
The doctor interrupted her, ".. that she's dead?" he sighed, "Just by hearing a name? Who is this Taylor Lautner? Why is he so...? What is it with people dying just by hearing his name?!"
Meanwhile, the crazy fangirls and their useless conversations
Pure.Magic : OMG, Could you imagine what TayTay would think if he ever read this thread? LOL
Heroes. Laurààh : He would think that we are very awsome and very dedicated fans. *nods*
Motoko.Ayoama : Exactly! *high fives Mel*
Pure.Magic : Yes, that and Pervy too...
Heroes.Laurààh : V.! We are not Pervy...Well.. *cough* Uhmm... Hey Lisa, you remember the sparkling tie?
Motoko.Ayoama : How do you know that, Mel? I never mentioned that *eek*
Pure.Magic : Lisa, we talked about it... *eek* Mel knows us too well!
Heroes.Laurààh : that's cause I have a power!! *evil grin*
Motoko.Ayoama : That's scary...
Pure.Magic : yep, it is! ..
Heroes.Laurààh : Hmm..
Motoko.Ayoama : Yep... very scary
And that's how everything died, even the thread... the end... or isn't it?