no, see you're not an asshole cause I know who you are. The assholes are the ones that won't leave a name or anything. They're just some damn shit talkers...dammit.
Ok, I may be like 900 miles away, but I bet you can guess which two of my ten fingers are pointed in your direction right now.
"-Buses that break down and force me to fight off a ninja attack. Thank you Lindsly for the help."
Pussy. You needed a girl to defend you? Pussy.
"-90 degree weather"
Pussy. Wait until you come to hot ass Florida where it's like 100 degrees with 99.9% humidity to bitch about weather.
" I love: ..."
"-Donnie Darko"
You should give me credit for introducing you to that. And by the way, you need to rent Igby Goes Down and subUrbia as well. Have I ever let you down on a movie recommendation?
"-Meg. big smile -----> :)" Just because she poses all nudie for ya.
Anyway, I love ya bruh and you better be ready for the hell that is coming to North Carolina Oct. 27. I may burn down the entire state with the insanity I shall bring. Remember the three things you must have waiting for me upon arrival, however: Party, alcohol, and women for my bed.
1. You didn't introduce me to Donnie Darko so don't feel special. You just saw it before me. 2.Lindlsy didn't help me fight, she help my Shasta while I fought off the Ninjas. 3.The weather...ok, you win there. 4.Meg is kickass and even you agreed to that one. 5. Shut the fuck up before I break your legs...oh wait, that already happened. Gotta think of something new. hahahaha jk man.
I can't wait till you come up dude, it's gonna be fuckin awesome. We have to kick some ass at the alumni game. Some sick shit like last season before you got hurt. I'm still working on finding women for your bed, hahaha.
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Oh yea, I just dyed my hair too. Woo hoo! Go black!
ps you forgot "hill coming to visit" on your things you love about ecu list. muah hahaha
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You must take pictures. I wanna see your new hair.
yay! only 8 more days!!!
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cha ching!
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...-Casey"
Ok, I may be like 900 miles away, but I bet you can guess which two of my ten fingers are pointed in your direction right now.
"-Buses that break down and force me to fight off a ninja attack. Thank you Lindsly for the
help."
Pussy. You needed a girl to defend you? Pussy.
"-90 degree weather"
Pussy. Wait until you come to hot ass Florida where it's like 100 degrees with 99.9% humidity to bitch about weather.
" I love:
..."
"-Donnie Darko"
You should give me credit for introducing you to that. And by the way, you need to rent Igby Goes Down and subUrbia as well. Have I ever let you down on a movie recommendation?
"-Meg. big smile -----> :)"
Just because she poses all nudie for ya.
Anyway, I love ya bruh and you better be ready for the hell that is coming to North Carolina Oct. 27. I may burn down the entire state with the insanity I shall bring. Remember the three things you must have waiting for me upon arrival, however: Party, alcohol, and women for my bed.
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2.Lindlsy didn't help me fight, she help my Shasta while I fought off the Ninjas.
3.The weather...ok, you win there.
4.Meg is kickass and even you agreed to that one.
5. Shut the fuck up before I break your legs...oh wait, that already happened. Gotta think of something new. hahahaha jk man.
I can't wait till you come up dude, it's gonna be fuckin awesome. We have to kick some ass at the alumni game. Some sick shit like last season before you got hurt. I'm still working on finding women for your bed, hahaha.
much love man
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Rednecks bug the shit outta me too...
But youre a great person Ian!!1 You can overcome those annoying obstacles, and No-life assholes that get aroused by reading their own insults....
So I heart you, and I hope everything is great.
And I think her icon is lovely.
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yes, rednecks are easy to forget about. They usually can't take the diversity and go back to their barns...wow, that was kinda mean, oh well.
many hearts to you, hope you're well.
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17hearts
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the not getting to see morgan is most def. on my hate list...right next to not having my jeep to go see her with.
I hope you are well dear. Your piercing looks great. very sexy. Much love for you.
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