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[melanctha]

Everything sucks, but I wrote a haiku about my lunch today:

I love falafel.
It is moist and delicious
when dipped in hummus.

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[sinkvenice]

the dale earnhart haiku:

i drive the car fast
i go round and round
o shit a wall

the haiku about my penis:

strong, like warrior
it penetrates you like
end of sad movie.

um, no

[loud_and_proud]

Everything Matters. MATTERS, Melanie. not sucks! how would marketing feel if they knew you've completely missed the gist of the new slogan?

Re: um, no

[melanctha]

Uh oh. I guess I should recall all those e-mails I sent out with "Everything Sucks" as the signature, eh?