Comments | melba_ann: I need a dime that's top of the line

melba_ann

I need a dime that's top of the line

Aug 25, 2005 18:16

This sounds weird but sometimes I think that i'm the funniest person i know. my sense of humor is very sarcastic and witty...sometimes downright weird. Now, i have some dear friends who sincerely make me laugh but i've just come to the realization that i'm a clever wit and quite possibly the most humorous of all. i have a friend who tells me that ( Read more... )

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cracked_surface August 26 2005, 15:44:50 UTC

what a boob

ihaveasatchel August 27 2005, 13:32:24 UTC

hilarious. i love it. i do the very same thing. i guess that's why we're friends. BEST friends.

this guy at my work today told everyone he had 2 pieces of american cheese and a coke for breakfast. is that not the most digusting thing? eating american cheese singles just plain like that is so gross. i smiled at him but in my head i was thinking "you are so gross".

melba_ann August 28 2005, 16:20:59 UTC

haha sadly, i must admit that i too eat kraft singles straight out of the wrapper. however, that isn't a balanced breakfast. did you offer him an apple or perhaps some cheerios to jump start his day properly?

ihaveasatchel August 28 2005, 19:10:06 UTC

i don't know how you do it. cheese like that is beyond me. no, i didn't offer him any other nourishment. i had some trail mix, too. i forgot about it.

hey when are you going to try out the dresses for the wedding?

melba_ann August 29 2005, 14:45:44 UTC

i tried mine on last saturday and i like the long one. my mom informed me that those are the ones we are indeed getting. i assume you tried yours on already?

hellojanna August 28 2005, 06:49:53 UTC

it's true. so often you say something snappy and then make this closed lip smile and just look around from person to person like you are giving them this incredible gift of laughter like they have never known before. you are so proud of yourself.

melba_ann August 28 2005, 16:23:47 UTC

you didn't say goodbye to me this morning! now let me try on your ring.

I laughed, but at you anonymous August 30 2005, 12:31:47 UTC

Stingray is spelled R-A-Y.

I knew a guy who used to carry around American cheese in his pockets so he could buy regular hamburgers and put cheese on them. He was really fat and gross.

Buddy

Re: I laughed, but at you melba_ann August 30 2005, 14:44:31 UTC

hey it's buddy! i know sting ray is spelled with an "A" which is why i made myself laugh-cuz it was completely ridiculous and odd - just like this friend you speak of carrying around cheese. i bet he smells like sour cheese.

Re: I laughed, but at you anonymous August 30 2005, 18:45:14 UTC

I bet his name was also Justin

--Denver

Re: I laughed, but at you anonymous August 31 2005, 08:06:28 UTC

Did Justin do that? This guy's name was Richard. He was completely round and he hit on my sister. He'd also repeat Bill Engvall routines as if they were his own stories. He was not my friend.

You are my friend, even if you can't spell chondrichthyes.

Buddy

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