The scenario: A second date with a guy who I met through a friend. He's cute. He doesn't appear to have too many hangups. And he's not a fucking lawyer! The expectation: Second date. Mmmm. Maybe we will, maybe we won't. I like him, so maybe we will. The lead-up: Getting a bit apprehensive. He's nice. I'd like this to go well. The day before: Uh oh. It's starting early. Bugger. The day of the date: Fuck. It's my once every 6 months one. You know, the one where the shredder in my womb auto-kicks in, and all I want to do is curl up in bed. The one where the fucking Panadol doesn't work. The night of the date: Ring him up with an hour to go and apologise profusely that I'm unwell and ask if we postpone the date. How lame does that sound? I still can't bring myself to tell a guy "I'm having my period, and you really don't want to be around." A week later: Still haven't heard from him. Fuckety. Gak! mary PS: Want to swap ovaries?
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The expectation: Second date. Mmmm. Maybe we will, maybe we won't. I like him, so maybe we will.
The lead-up: Getting a bit apprehensive. He's nice. I'd like this to go well.
The day before: Uh oh. It's starting early. Bugger.
The day of the date: Fuck. It's my once every 6 months one. You know, the one where the shredder in my womb auto-kicks in, and all I want to do is curl up in bed. The one where the fucking Panadol doesn't work.
The night of the date: Ring him up with an hour to go and apologise profusely that I'm unwell and ask if we postpone the date. How lame does that sound? I still can't bring myself to tell a guy "I'm having my period, and you really don't want to be around."
A week later: Still haven't heard from him. Fuckety.
Gak!
mary
PS: Want to swap ovaries?
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