*toys with launching another assault on Bob's crotch but decides against it*

*scowls at the hideously bright sunshine outside the temple*

>:(

Bloody spring!

*wonders how effective spilling, say, almost pure hydrochloric acid on Bob's crotch would be to speed up the wraith-ifying process AND stop him lusting after her Maia*

*figures she should start off with something less corrosive*

*"accidentally" pours a large mug of steaming hot coffee all over Bob's lap*

Oops. >:)

>:|

BLOODY WRAITHS!!!

*sits on the couch, trying to read*

*finds this process a little challenging with Kulinaiel running around with her whip*

*insepects one of the rings that she and Sauron recovered*

*peers closely at it, watching the stone glitter in the light*

Don't think I've ever seen any of your work up close, you know.

*figures Bob could do with being pissed off*

*finds a suitably sickening picture of her and Sauron and has it framed*

Bob! Go hang this up in the living room for me. >:D

*wakes up in an exceptionally good mood*

*slowly gets out of bed and swipes Sauron's dressing gown, then makes her way downstairs in search of some coffee*

*loathes the feelings of uncertainty and misery currently fermenting in her head and grows tired of destroying vegetation*

*finally gets up and vanishes from the barren and grey patch she created within the forest and re-appears at the temple*

*lies in her old bed, glowering at the ceiling*

*finds sleep impossible to achieve*

*decides to go for a walk, making sure to stay as far away from Morno's home as possible*

*starts to feel some sort of alien emotion, possibly something akin to remorse*

*finds this just pisses her off even more*

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*barely manages to conceal a sigh*

Well. That stint of peace and quiet was far too short-lived.