Tika Invites Everyone to Get Their Own Mousey

[melindadansky]

Tika no like Jon Stewart anymore. Jon Stewart mad because new president no make things all nice like he thought he would. Peoplez on TV tired, too. They say “Hai, I voted for you, but I not happi. Why u no make me happi?” Then there Wall Street guy who all like “Hai, why u so mean to me? U wantz me to payz taxes. That no fair. I like not paying

Comments

[markmc03]

Tika still so wize! People are mad because they know President Obama has a secret wand which he could use - if he really wanted to - to fix ALL and make EVERYBODY happy. He has ALL power and doesn't need to work with either the Congress OR the Senate. Cuz he's MAGIC!

I bet he could even wave his magic wand and give Tika a thousand mouseys, so many that Tika never have to move again.

Tika's mommy must be proud!

[melindadansky]

Tika's mommy must be proud!

She is the best kitteh ever!

[badger]

I wouldn't vote for Tika because I wouldn't want to subject her to that. But if it wouldn't stress her out, I'd start a campaign.

[melindadansky]

Tika would be happy with her own talk show, but not on any schedule. Just when she felt like being on TV. Between naps.

[andelku]

I have not yet recovered from this bronchial infection. I'm pretty sure it is Barack Obama's fault.

[melindadansky]

It's because he didn't fix healthcare yet.