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This is just a funny horoscope. :P

gemini (May 21st-June 21st)Resist any temptation to talk about your past relationships with a new partner. We know, it's hard - after all, the assholes who've beaten your heart into a bloody pulp have made you the cold and bitter person you are today. But stories about how you ate nothing but marshmallows for ten ( Read more... )

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Me = dumb

*sigh*

I feel like an idiot.

I'm an irredeemably eejitous, liberal, not-too-generous, not-too-selfish, pathetically simple-minded, dribbling child!
See how compatible you are with me!
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Do It! Do It! Do It!
heh

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Ow. :(

The doctor tried to kill me!
She tired to take all my blood and now she's trying to get me to go under the knife! Well, lazer. :P I'll explain it later, I need food, then I need a nap.
*sigh*

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