So I just got back from Maryland to get my grandma. She's god damn crazy...but we wont go into that. When we were young she wrote down some silly stuff that we said and I brought it home to share with you peeps ( Read more... )

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I want to be that girl in all of the Minus the Bear songs. The girl that he sings about. I want somebody to think of me that way, and speak of me that way. It's simply amazing.

Wanna make some extra cash?

Yep.

I'll pay you to take my dog.

He's a 5 month old jack russell terrier. He's cute as shit.

The fucker just peed on my bed.
What kind of dog does this?
Please take him.
I'll give you $50.

I've heard so much talk about my friends being in love and shit lately.

What is this.

God damn you people.

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So pretty much, Brandon has the cutest parents ever.

Oh yeah...and I miss him.

So I decided today that driving in the car listening to Journey really loud is pretty much the best thing ever.

tomorrow...<3

Could my weekend have been any better? I think not...

I went on the cutest date ever. The roof of a building and boonze farm.....<3 ( Read more... )