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**My Ebay username is collard_greens and today I wrote this guy danthecabman about his listing: Two Frogs Fornicating
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Before you read below, let me preface by saying that last night, Jeff came to dinner with me at Everybody's Pizza. I had a meatball sub and he had pizza. I brought my leftover sub and his 2 slices of pizza with me to work in hopes that we might be able to eat together today. Unfortunately, he got a flat tire last night and hasn't fixed it yet so ( Read more... )

CEDRIC D. BUMPASS ( Read more... )

BARRY “WADE” DINGLER ( Read more... )

I'd like to take a minute to say that I am the luckiest girl in the world. I have the most wonderific, awesomest boyfriend and I want the world to know it!

Thanks for your time. Good day,

Melissa

Please God, can you tell me why I seem to get myself into awkwardly spastic situations such as this constantly ( Read more... )

So, I'm getting my sleep on last night when next thing I know, my goddamned pillow is being yanked out from underneath my precious head. "What in God's Creation is going on?!", I think to myself. I turn my head ever so slowly to my left side and what do I see? I see that Jeff, in all of his slumber, has stolen my lavendar pillow and held it ( Read more... )

Last night I went to Nickel and Dime Recording Studio with Brandy, her friend Meagan, and Liz. We showed up at around 10:30pm and sat around bullshitting for a while with James (Drill Jackson), Kris and Joe (J Bido). The studio is amazing and whenever I walk in there, I just want to act like a complete idiot. I had had a few drinks at The Angel ( Read more... )

Sherie ( Read more... )

Jeff times ten: and my stomach needs some chick fil-a ( Read more... )