why does a pair of new boots make everything ten times more enjoyable?

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The landing strip is the hitler 'stache of the pubic region.

superpumped for my birthday weekend!

21!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So I'm class the other day. And Matt Mannhaupt walks in. He tells me he has to talk to me about something really urgent. I walk out of class and we go sit somewhere semi-secluded ( Read more... )

highest of highs ( Read more... )

intense.

So.
I farted in a dream last night.
And I'm curious as to whether or not I farted in real life at the same time.

I LOVE LIFE ( Read more... )