Well, it's snowing on April the 23rd, and I've fallen sick. Fuck this ( Read more... )

At around 10:30 PM this evening (notice the time of this post is 11:29 PM) I found an interesting site I wanted to spend some time checking out. But, I figured it'd be nice to be accompanied by some tunes. So, I decided to look up some good George Benson tunes. My mistake ( Read more... )

So, spring is in full bloom. The weather definitely shows it - rain storms in the morning, fresh air, and that heat stroke I had yesterday. And alas, the air is saturated with romance! And by romance, I mean more sluts are unpacking their short skirts. It's all the same at Fraser High School ( Read more... )

Oh, how the subject line is so true; I'll get to how it comes into play later on in the post (which is long by the way). I had a great weekend. I spent today with a good friend who hasn't come over in ages, I spent Saturday with my most favorite person in the world (my grandpa), and even conversed with some of my Polish comrades throughout the ( Read more... )

So I woke up today after much conflict with myself over whether or not getting out of bed was actually worth it. I did, reluctantly. A nice surprise was waiting for me though - my ma was willing to make me pancakes. At this point, I was a little concerned. There had to be some sort of catch; nobody makes pancakes for somebody else unless there's ( Read more... )

According to Peter Griffin on Family Guy, "urine happens to be very edgy". And, well, I agree with him. So, without further ado, here are the top ten piss jokes ( Read more... )

So today in Foods and Nutrition we made something that was supposed to be pretzels. At least Mrs. Browski told us it was pretzels that we were making, but I still don't believe her. The finished product was really more of a salty bagel in the shape of a pretzel ( Read more... )

Well, today was a very boring day. I'm not sure why, but a blanket of melancholia just seemed to be covering the whole school. I rode the bus home alone, since all of my friends had to do something or other. As I got off the bus to start the journey home, I found myself walking behind this girl ( Read more... )

Well my good buddy Pierce was here today, and we did what all bored American teenagers do (beside masturbate): pull bullshit at other people's expense. We found a singles site via a link on humanforsale.com, and we decided to create a profile that made us out to be hot Polish model Kasia Ziaja. We managed to find a few pictures of her (although we ( Read more... )

Well today was another wasted day. I sat on my ass all day watching TV, stuffing food down my gullet, and occasionally talking to people online. After probably about ten hours of watching shitty TV, I've come to the conclusion that I should buy Fox, and then buy all the other networks. After I have all networks under my power, I'll unite them into ( Read more... )