La Seleccion Dramaz
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Also I have posted up a Comment Post for the Dramaz HERE
This sort of started out as comment spamming between sunlight_dust and I in the Spain vs Iraq thread over at ramos_fansand has somehow turned into a fic ... don't ask how, it just happened ... My parts are italicised and sunlight_dust's aren't .. Oh and if you think this is real then this must make us La Seleccion's autobiographers ... and if we were, this wouldn't be on LJ
It would be bad for everyone - Nando would be feeling all guilty and Iker would have to console an insecure and abandoned Sergio, which would mean Cesc would get ignored meaning he would end up on a sugar high with Theelba while Villa bitchfaced and coz Iker is otherwise engaged it would fall to Xabi to be the responsible adult and try to control them ... It would just be madness
Poor Xabi would not be able to handle that on his own...I mean Theelba is a handful but when combined with Cesc! Plus, I don't want to see a jealous Nando when he sees Sergio with Iker. I can only imagine the chaos...
Xabi might have to take drastic action and call the cavalry and hope that Raul and Guti can control Theelba and Cesc while Xabi consoles Nando in the hope that he can get him back together with Sergio before he can compose himself enough to call Stevie and flirt with him ...
Ah yes, Guti and Raul have much experience with kids. That'll buy Xabi about 15 minutes at least. One quick solution would be to stick Nando and Sergio into an empty room with a bed. The rest will surely work itself out. Xabi will have to be rewarded for being so classy and resolving all those problems.
That would be the easy way out, but when have La Seleccion ever done anything without drama?
Of course there will be drama. The moment Sernando are locked in the room, Nando will lock himself in the bathroom and Sergio will escape through a window.
Before Xabi can start dialing Stevie's number, Sergio will be walking by with a margarita in his hand. Then when Nando realises Sergio has left, he'll escape too and walk in on Sergio jumping on Iker. Naturally, Cesc will have been running to the bathroom at the time and see the whole scene as well. Cycle begins anew.
It's a never ending cycle ... Sergio wants hug and Nando walks in at an awkward moment, Sergio denies anything is happening but Nando doesn't believe him so he runs off, then Cesc comes back from throwing up all the sweets and Iker has to decide whether to console Sergio or help Cesc get through the comedown after the sugar high. Iker chooses Cesc (who is busy looking like a bedraggled puppy) so Sergio goes to sulk somewhere else ... coming across Villa with a similarly bedraggled Theelba enroute to his and Nando's room.
Meanwhile, Xabi has hidden himself away so he can stay classy, but finds that Stevie isn't picking up the phone so he goes to find Puyol, Raul and Guti so that they can go out somewhere and do something classy. Nando has meanwhile has stormed off to the room and on opening the door finds Stevie waiting (because Pepe called him the day before when everything kicked off) for him ... just as he goes in for a hug, Sergio arrives and screams at Nando. He then runs into Xabi and tells him Nando is with Stevie and runs off ... Xabi then goes to investigate ...
Of course being a classy guy, Xabi takes a deep breath as he lets what Sergio told him sink in. By this time, Sergio runs to Iker and the still bedraggled Cesc to try to vie some attention from them. Iker shoos him away as Cesc sleepily snuggles into his chest.
Xabi now makes his way to Nando's room casually - because he isn't about to make a scene. When he walks into the room, he finds Stevie's arms draped around Nando's shoulders, comforting him about Sergio but to a passerby - or in this case Xabi, it looks a bit more intimate.
With one drastically debonair look, Xabi clears his throat and lets the two shocked players know that he'll be waiting in the dining area enjoying a steamed lobster when they come up with an explanation.
In corner of the dining area, at the small bar, is a heart-torn Sergio, wallowing his troubles to a waitress.
Meanwhile Villa has dragged a poor bedraggled Theelba to Cesc's room to try and get some tips on how to deal with the sugar comedown from Iker - who has been through it all before. Whilst Iker and Villa are in discussion, Theelba has joined Cesc and the two of them have tangled themselves up like a pair of puppies before passing out from exhaustion. Iker and Villa decide to cut their losses and order room service so they can stay and look after their bbs.
Raul and Guti come back to the hotel for a final drink before they head home to bed and spot Sergio still flirting with the waitress and notice Xabi sitting alone in the nearly deserted restaurant. They are about to go to Xabi when Sergio spots them and calls them over to meet his new "friend". They go over and after a bit of prompting, they manage to get the whole story from Sergio. Raul decides Sergio has had far too much to drink and that he would be better off going home with him and Guti for that night. He goes to get the car while Guti stays with Sergio, who has started eyeing up the waitress again.
As Sergio pays his bar bill, Guti heads out of the restaurant just as Nando and Stevie walk in. They spot Xabi and head towards his table. Just as they are about to sit down, Nando spots Sergio leaving and despite needing to explain everything to Xabi, he can't ignore Sergio so gets up to follow him out. However as he reaches the door, he sees Sergio getting into the back of Raul's car and can only watch as he drives away. The last glimpse he has of Sergio is of him snuggling in to Guti in the back of the car ...
Nando hears Stevie and Xabi call his name from behind him. He continues staring at Raul's car, his eyes locked onto Sergio's head on Guti's shoulder until he's left with an empty street. Hearing his voice again, he turns around, stone-faced. Before another word comes out of Xabi's or Stevie's mouth, Nando throws himself to the nearest one - Xabi - and presses his lips roughly on his. Taken aback, Xabi attempts to push Nando away but it only makes Nando's grip on him tighter.
With one swift pull, Stevie separates Nando from Xabi and commences to yell and ask him what he was thinking. Nando doesn't react and Stevie's English words aren't translating in Nando's numb mind. He opens his mouth to say something - anything, but instead, he makes his way to Iker's room. If anyone could help him, it would be Sergio's bff Iker.
Villa and Iker hear a loud knock on the door. Villa's heat shoots towards Theelba and Cesc who are still peacefully sleeping. He utters a quiet "aww" when he sees his bb Theelba suck his thumb thoughtfully. The knock on the door brings him back as he swiftly makes his way to the door and quickly opens it.
Nando backs up a step as he's met with one of Villa's signature bitchfaces. Villa looks back to Iker who makes sure the bbs aren't woken up before he steps outside with Villa and Nando. Nando breaks down, falling to his knees as he retells the whole story, up to the part of Sergio with Guti - which he described as Sergio groping Guti. Iker and Villa look at each other and sigh and before they could try to console Nando, a very pissed Stevie and confused (yet still classy looking) Xabi walk up.
Stevie and Xabi (still looking classy as ever) stop and a look of confusion crosses Stevie's face as he takes in the sight of Nando on his knees in front of Iker and Villa in the middle of the hallway.
Suddenly aware of someone watching, Nando looks round to see Stevie and Xabi standing halfway down the corridor. He tries to scramble up off the floor but stumbles, and instinctively Iker reaches out to steady him. Nando desperately clings on to Iker, like a small child looking for parental protection.
Iker disentangles himself from Nando and motions for Villa to take him into their room while he goes to talk to Stevie and Xabi who are now engaged in a whispered argument. Iker opens his mouth to speak but before he gets a chance, Stevie starts shouting at him in heavily accented English and the odd Spanish profanity (courtesy of Pepe). Iker just looks confused at the stream of foreign words tripping out of his mouth and holds his hands up to stop him. He turns to Xabi and as he tries to explain, Stevie slips past the keeper and starts banging on the door, shouting for Nando.
Meanwhile on the other side of the door, Villa has managed to get Nando into the room and after checking on the soundly sleeping bbs he turns back to Nando who has curled himself up into a ball on the vacant bed. He sighs and goes over to wrap his arms round the seemingly tiny form. He leans down to drop a kiss on the youger boy's forehead and without warning, Nando leans up and pulls him into a kiss, which he doesn't pull away from.
Suddenly there's a hammering on the door and Stevie's shouting startles both of them and the pull apart. Before Villa can get up to open the door, the two sleeping boys on the bed are jolted awake by the sudden noise. Both look confused and sleepy and Villa rushes over to try and soothe them back to sleep, but as he leans over to stroke Silva's hair, Silva notices Nando sitting on the other bed, guilt written all over his face and is suddenly wide awake.
Silva pulls away slowly and rubs his eyes. He asks to know what the commotion is all about but the look on Nando's face gives him a stomachache that he tries to explain as an effect of the sugar rush from earlier in the day. Before Villa can think of what to say, the banging on the door interrupts his thoughts. Nando flinches at the sound and curls back into a ball, keeping his guilty eyes on Silva's. Villa turns to the now awake bbs and mutters under his breath as he makes his way to the door.
A small whimper sounds from Cesc's throat at the sight of a red-faced Stevie. Instinctively, Iker runs into the room to make sure his bb Cescy is okay. Stevie spots Nando cowered in the corner of a bed but before he could take a step inside, Xabi places his hand on his shoulder, holding him back. Xabi whispers a few words into Stevie's ears and the rest of the players watch as Stevie nods and walks back into the hallway with Xabi. Villa looks to Iker, slightly confused. Iker rolls his eyes a little and sighs, telling him that he explained everything to Xabi.
Tenderly stroking Cesc's hair, Iker turns to Nando who seemed almost oblivious to the scene from seconds ago. It's his turn to look at Villa but when he looks at him, he notices a very guilty looking Villa who seems to be avoiding Nando's eyes. Being San Iker and all, he looks between Nando and Villa then to an extremely confused Silva and makes a connection. Demanding an explanation from Villa, he wraps his arms around Cesc protectively.
Nando suddenly mutters an apology directed to Silva. BB Theelba looks to a wide-eyed Villa then to Nando who's - if possible - curled himself into a ball even more then back to a terrified Villa. Without another word, Theelba crawls his way out of the bed, setting his leg free from the tangle of the bedsheets and heads out the door.
Cesc looks round at the group and reaches up to rub his tired eyes, confused by all the commotion. All he wants is too sleep but there's too much noise and too many people. Iker pulls him back into the hug and shushes him, stroking his hair till he falls back into sleep, his hand curled round Iker's bicep.
He glares at Villa who is still standing in the middle of the room, looking blankly at the door, and then looks over at Nando who was now curled up and rocking himself on the other bed. Iker motions for Villa to go after Theelba and then carefully disentangles himself from Cesc, who whimpers when Iker carefully removes his hand from his arm before snuggling down into the mass of sheets.
Iker walks over to the door and looking out into the hallway he sees Xabi and Stevie hand in hand, talking to Villa. They seem to direct Villa back down the hallway before they turn back to the door behind them and Xabi slips the keycard out of his pocket before they both disappear into the room. He sighs and resting his head on the door frame he looks back into the dishevelled room and looks from the curled up, dishevelled and quietly sniffling boy on one bed to the ball of blankets that he knows contains an innocently sleeping one on the other. After leaning over to check on Cesc, he drops a kiss to his elbow - the only part of his body visible to the outside world - and moves over to the striker. Touching his shoulder makes Nando jump and recoil as if Iker had slapped him. He looks up at Iker fearfully, almost as if he is afraid of him.
Iker just sits on the bed looking at Nando, waiting for him to speak first. Eventually, Nando tells him everything from getting locked in his room with Sergio all the way through till that moment sat with Iker. Talking for so long and the rama of the evening takes it's toll on Nando and he lies back on the bed. Iker goes to get up from the bed but he feels Nando's hand pull him back down. He looks over his shoulder as Nando asks him to sit with him till he falls asleep. He nods and settles himself on the bed, watching Nando's chest rise and fall until he can see from the depth of his breathing that he is sound asleep. He tucks the bed sheet round the sleeping boy, flicks off the lights and goes into the bathroom to splash water on his face.
Coming out of the room he looks from one bed to the other and takes in the sight of the two boys, both of whom are now haloed by the moonlight filtering in through the window. He sighed again, thinking about all the drama that had gone on that night. Carefully manoeuvring towards his bed, which currently contained Cesc somewhere in the blankets. He climbed in, careful not to wake him.
Just as he is falling asleep he sees his phone lying on the floor. Leaning down to pick it up he sees he has a new message. Opening it he sees it's from Raul telling him that he and Guti were looking after a very drunk Sergio and would bring him back the next morning. Putting the phone on the night table he turns his back on it and fits himself round Cesc, draping a protective arm round him before drifting off into a dreamless sleep.
Also I have posted up a Comment Post for the Dramaz HERE
This sort of started out as comment spamming between sunlight_dust and I in the Spain vs Iraq thread over at ramos_fansand has somehow turned into a fic ... don't ask how, it just happened ... My parts are italicised and sunlight_dust's aren't .. Oh and if you think this is real then this must make us La Seleccion's autobiographers ... and if we were, this wouldn't be on LJ
It would be bad for everyone - Nando would be feeling all guilty and Iker would have to console an insecure and abandoned Sergio, which would mean Cesc would get ignored meaning he would end up on a sugar high with Theelba while Villa bitchfaced and coz Iker is otherwise engaged it would fall to Xabi to be the responsible adult and try to control them ... It would just be madness
Poor Xabi would not be able to handle that on his own...I mean Theelba is a handful but when combined with Cesc! Plus, I don't want to see a jealous Nando when he sees Sergio with Iker. I can only imagine the chaos...
Xabi might have to take drastic action and call the cavalry and hope that Raul and Guti can control Theelba and Cesc while Xabi consoles Nando in the hope that he can get him back together with Sergio before he can compose himself enough to call Stevie and flirt with him ...
Ah yes, Guti and Raul have much experience with kids. That'll buy Xabi about 15 minutes at least. One quick solution would be to stick Nando and Sergio into an empty room with a bed. The rest will surely work itself out. Xabi will have to be rewarded for being so classy and resolving all those problems.
That would be the easy way out, but when have La Seleccion ever done anything without drama?
Of course there will be drama. The moment Sernando are locked in the room, Nando will lock himself in the bathroom and Sergio will escape through a window.
Before Xabi can start dialing Stevie's number, Sergio will be walking by with a margarita in his hand. Then when Nando realises Sergio has left, he'll escape too and walk in on Sergio jumping on Iker. Naturally, Cesc will have been running to the bathroom at the time and see the whole scene as well. Cycle begins anew.
It's a never ending cycle ... Sergio wants hug and Nando walks in at an awkward moment, Sergio denies anything is happening but Nando doesn't believe him so he runs off, then Cesc comes back from throwing up all the sweets and Iker has to decide whether to console Sergio or help Cesc get through the comedown after the sugar high. Iker chooses Cesc (who is busy looking like a bedraggled puppy) so Sergio goes to sulk somewhere else ... coming across Villa with a similarly bedraggled Theelba enroute to his and Nando's room.
Meanwhile, Xabi has hidden himself away so he can stay classy, but finds that Stevie isn't picking up the phone so he goes to find Puyol, Raul and Guti so that they can go out somewhere and do something classy. Nando has meanwhile has stormed off to the room and on opening the door finds Stevie waiting (because Pepe called him the day before when everything kicked off) for him ... just as he goes in for a hug, Sergio arrives and screams at Nando. He then runs into Xabi and tells him Nando is with Stevie and runs off ... Xabi then goes to investigate ...
Of course being a classy guy, Xabi takes a deep breath as he lets what Sergio told him sink in. By this time, Sergio runs to Iker and the still bedraggled Cesc to try to vie some attention from them. Iker shoos him away as Cesc sleepily snuggles into his chest.
Xabi now makes his way to Nando's room casually - because he isn't about to make a scene. When he walks into the room, he finds Stevie's arms draped around Nando's shoulders, comforting him about Sergio but to a passerby - or in this case Xabi, it looks a bit more intimate.
With one drastically debonair look, Xabi clears his throat and lets the two shocked players know that he'll be waiting in the dining area enjoying a steamed lobster when they come up with an explanation.
In corner of the dining area, at the small bar, is a heart-torn Sergio, wallowing his troubles to a waitress.
Meanwhile Villa has dragged a poor bedraggled Theelba to Cesc's room to try and get some tips on how to deal with the sugar comedown from Iker - who has been through it all before. Whilst Iker and Villa are in discussion, Theelba has joined Cesc and the two of them have tangled themselves up like a pair of puppies before passing out from exhaustion. Iker and Villa decide to cut their losses and order room service so they can stay and look after their bbs.
Raul and Guti come back to the hotel for a final drink before they head home to bed and spot Sergio still flirting with the waitress and notice Xabi sitting alone in the nearly deserted restaurant. They are about to go to Xabi when Sergio spots them and calls them over to meet his new "friend". They go over and after a bit of prompting, they manage to get the whole story from Sergio. Raul decides Sergio has had far too much to drink and that he would be better off going home with him and Guti for that night. He goes to get the car while Guti stays with Sergio, who has started eyeing up the waitress again.
As Sergio pays his bar bill, Guti heads out of the restaurant just as Nando and Stevie walk in. They spot Xabi and head towards his table. Just as they are about to sit down, Nando spots Sergio leaving and despite needing to explain everything to Xabi, he can't ignore Sergio so gets up to follow him out. However as he reaches the door, he sees Sergio getting into the back of Raul's car and can only watch as he drives away. The last glimpse he has of Sergio is of him snuggling in to Guti in the back of the car ...
Nando hears Stevie and Xabi call his name from behind him. He continues staring at Raul's car, his eyes locked onto Sergio's head on Guti's shoulder until he's left with an empty street. Hearing his voice again, he turns around, stone-faced. Before another word comes out of Xabi's or Stevie's mouth, Nando throws himself to the nearest one - Xabi - and presses his lips roughly on his. Taken aback, Xabi attempts to push Nando away but it only makes Nando's grip on him tighter.
With one swift pull, Stevie separates Nando from Xabi and commences to yell and ask him what he was thinking. Nando doesn't react and Stevie's English words aren't translating in Nando's numb mind. He opens his mouth to say something - anything, but instead, he makes his way to Iker's room. If anyone could help him, it would be Sergio's bff Iker.
Villa and Iker hear a loud knock on the door. Villa's heat shoots towards Theelba and Cesc who are still peacefully sleeping. He utters a quiet "aww" when he sees his bb Theelba suck his thumb thoughtfully. The knock on the door brings him back as he swiftly makes his way to the door and quickly opens it.
Nando backs up a step as he's met with one of Villa's signature bitchfaces. Villa looks back to Iker who makes sure the bbs aren't woken up before he steps outside with Villa and Nando. Nando breaks down, falling to his knees as he retells the whole story, up to the part of Sergio with Guti - which he described as Sergio groping Guti. Iker and Villa look at each other and sigh and before they could try to console Nando, a very pissed Stevie and confused (yet still classy looking) Xabi walk up.
Stevie and Xabi (still looking classy as ever) stop and a look of confusion crosses Stevie's face as he takes in the sight of Nando on his knees in front of Iker and Villa in the middle of the hallway.
Suddenly aware of someone watching, Nando looks round to see Stevie and Xabi standing halfway down the corridor. He tries to scramble up off the floor but stumbles, and instinctively Iker reaches out to steady him. Nando desperately clings on to Iker, like a small child looking for parental protection.
Iker disentangles himself from Nando and motions for Villa to take him into their room while he goes to talk to Stevie and Xabi who are now engaged in a whispered argument. Iker opens his mouth to speak but before he gets a chance, Stevie starts shouting at him in heavily accented English and the odd Spanish profanity (courtesy of Pepe). Iker just looks confused at the stream of foreign words tripping out of his mouth and holds his hands up to stop him. He turns to Xabi and as he tries to explain, Stevie slips past the keeper and starts banging on the door, shouting for Nando.
Meanwhile on the other side of the door, Villa has managed to get Nando into the room and after checking on the soundly sleeping bbs he turns back to Nando who has curled himself up into a ball on the vacant bed. He sighs and goes over to wrap his arms round the seemingly tiny form. He leans down to drop a kiss on the youger boy's forehead and without warning, Nando leans up and pulls him into a kiss, which he doesn't pull away from.
Suddenly there's a hammering on the door and Stevie's shouting startles both of them and the pull apart. Before Villa can get up to open the door, the two sleeping boys on the bed are jolted awake by the sudden noise. Both look confused and sleepy and Villa rushes over to try and soothe them back to sleep, but as he leans over to stroke Silva's hair, Silva notices Nando sitting on the other bed, guilt written all over his face and is suddenly wide awake.
Silva pulls away slowly and rubs his eyes. He asks to know what the commotion is all about but the look on Nando's face gives him a stomachache that he tries to explain as an effect of the sugar rush from earlier in the day. Before Villa can think of what to say, the banging on the door interrupts his thoughts. Nando flinches at the sound and curls back into a ball, keeping his guilty eyes on Silva's. Villa turns to the now awake bbs and mutters under his breath as he makes his way to the door.
A small whimper sounds from Cesc's throat at the sight of a red-faced Stevie. Instinctively, Iker runs into the room to make sure his bb Cescy is okay. Stevie spots Nando cowered in the corner of a bed but before he could take a step inside, Xabi places his hand on his shoulder, holding him back. Xabi whispers a few words into Stevie's ears and the rest of the players watch as Stevie nods and walks back into the hallway with Xabi. Villa looks to Iker, slightly confused. Iker rolls his eyes a little and sighs, telling him that he explained everything to Xabi.
Tenderly stroking Cesc's hair, Iker turns to Nando who seemed almost oblivious to the scene from seconds ago. It's his turn to look at Villa but when he looks at him, he notices a very guilty looking Villa who seems to be avoiding Nando's eyes. Being San Iker and all, he looks between Nando and Villa then to an extremely confused Silva and makes a connection. Demanding an explanation from Villa, he wraps his arms around Cesc protectively.
Nando suddenly mutters an apology directed to Silva. BB Theelba looks to a wide-eyed Villa then to Nando who's - if possible - curled himself into a ball even more then back to a terrified Villa. Without another word, Theelba crawls his way out of the bed, setting his leg free from the tangle of the bedsheets and heads out the door.
Cesc looks round at the group and reaches up to rub his tired eyes, confused by all the commotion. All he wants is too sleep but there's too much noise and too many people. Iker pulls him back into the hug and shushes him, stroking his hair till he falls back into sleep, his hand curled round Iker's bicep.
He glares at Villa who is still standing in the middle of the room, looking blankly at the door, and then looks over at Nando who was now curled up and rocking himself on the other bed. Iker motions for Villa to go after Theelba and then carefully disentangles himself from Cesc, who whimpers when Iker carefully removes his hand from his arm before snuggling down into the mass of sheets.
Iker walks over to the door and looking out into the hallway he sees Xabi and Stevie hand in hand, talking to Villa. They seem to direct Villa back down the hallway before they turn back to the door behind them and Xabi slips the keycard out of his pocket before they both disappear into the room. He sighs and resting his head on the door frame he looks back into the dishevelled room and looks from the curled up, dishevelled and quietly sniffling boy on one bed to the ball of blankets that he knows contains an innocently sleeping one on the other. After leaning over to check on Cesc, he drops a kiss to his elbow - the only part of his body visible to the outside world - and moves over to the striker. Touching his shoulder makes Nando jump and recoil as if Iker had slapped him. He looks up at Iker fearfully, almost as if he is afraid of him.
Iker just sits on the bed looking at Nando, waiting for him to speak first. Eventually, Nando tells him everything from getting locked in his room with Sergio all the way through till that moment sat with Iker. Talking for so long and the rama of the evening takes it's toll on Nando and he lies back on the bed. Iker goes to get up from the bed but he feels Nando's hand pull him back down. He looks over his shoulder as Nando asks him to sit with him till he falls asleep. He nods and settles himself on the bed, watching Nando's chest rise and fall until he can see from the depth of his breathing that he is sound asleep. He tucks the bed sheet round the sleeping boy, flicks off the lights and goes into the bathroom to splash water on his face.
Coming out of the room he looks from one bed to the other and takes in the sight of the two boys, both of whom are now haloed by the moonlight filtering in through the window. He sighed again, thinking about all the drama that had gone on that night. Carefully manoeuvring towards his bed, which currently contained Cesc somewhere in the blankets. He climbed in, careful not to wake him.
Just as he is falling asleep he sees his phone lying on the floor. Leaning down to pick it up he sees he has a new message. Opening it he sees it's from Raul telling him that he and Guti were looking after a very drunk Sergio and would bring him back the next morning. Putting the phone on the night table he turns his back on it and fits himself round Cesc, draping a protective arm round him before drifting off into a dreamless sleep.