THE POLICE FOUND MY CAR!!!! AND MY FAVORITE SNEAKERS ARE STILL IN THE BACK SEAT!!!! I GET MY CAR BACK TOMORROW!!!!
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I remember during junior year in high school I had this assignment for english class that required me to "shadow" a professional in a field I might want to work in. I chose my cousin, Abbey, who lives in Manhattan, basically because I wanted to get out of school for a few days, and go to New York City. And since she and I have similar backgrounds ( Read more... )

I discovered a poem from the 15th century ( Read more... )

Televangelist
You are 42% Rational, 71% Extroverted, 28% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant. As the Lord as my witness, I swear upon the good book that you are indeed the TELEVANGELIST! Characterized by extreme arrogance, self-assurance, and extroversion, you would make a very charismatic leader (or a very despotic one). On top of that, you are also more ( Read more... )

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So, my husband goes out for this walk, cuz we were getting snippy with each other, and he comes back with a card, with little notes written on all the pages, and champagne. After I was the cranky one. I'm so in love.

The responsible thing to do, when one knows that they have a whole catalogue of potential mental problems would be to go to a shrink, or some such medical forbear ( Read more... )

Today I heard the most disturbing phrase. I'll present it in dialogue form, as it seems to work best that way ( Read more... )

So... I'm watching Seinfeld, and when the commercial came on, i started to flip around, looking for a commercial backup show (ya know? lol). So I ended up watching Howard Stern, somehow, and (SURPRISE!) some girl was stripping. Howard said, "WOW! Look at the body on you"... Roger, who was in the other room fixing his computer, comes running in ( ( Read more... )

So, I think it's finally happening... I'm having a nervous breakdown. I'm in the process of packing up the mountains of shit that make up my worldly possessions ( Read more... )