Ort Ort Ort

[mellancholly]

Why cant we find a bass player? I think this is Gods way of punishing me for not going to church or being a good catholic girl

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The Bass of God

[anonymous]

Hey! I am an anonymous third party with no stake in the Orts whatsoever, but I saw your show at the Meow Meow and you guys rocked, but I couldn't help but think that your bass player seemed out of place. I saw this band The Bootleggers once and thier bass player is fan-fucking-tastic, I think you should try and recruit him. He's amazingly talented and sexy, and despite what you may have heard, not border-line retarded or socially inept.I think his name is Good Call Castrato The Scrappy Lemur. I bet if you got him in your band you would become rich and famous and get all the ho's. In fact, I'm starting a movement to boycot your band until you replace your bass player with Scrappy, and uh... I miss youz guys. Be in Portland in a month or so (soon, but not soon enough).