Elizabeth Taylor up the ass...by Confucious.
Take it as you like.

He came to Rutgers to give a speech about Peace, War, and Reconciliation. It was good, entertaining, and enlightening. Presented Buddhist elements in a nonreligious way that everyone can agree upon. Some good quotes, one of which I remember right now ( Read more... )

Snatched is a hilarious movie.

So...everyone's been up and arms about the Schiavo case and her death ( Read more... )

WaWa is better.

I have reached that conclusion.

You open your door one day for some reason or another and you look down. At your feet lies a severed hand. Not one of those fake ones, but a real one, possibly still oozing with blood. Attached to the hand is a note that says, "Eat this hand NOW or DIE!"

What the hell would you do?

A man was travelling the desert for days, with nothing but the clothes on his back. Finally, by a dried up riverbed, he collapses. Laying in the sand, his bloodshot eyes looked up and stretched out his burnt red hand, trying to reach for what the riverbed once held, imagining great torrents of life and sustance traveling before his eyes. He ( Read more... )

Bright blue day...so crisp the air was. Even if the trees were bare and the disgusting slush on the ground with ice and dirty snow, all I could focus on was how free I felt. A rush of adrenaline surged within me as I took my time coming back from the Student Center, focusing solely on my breath, the blue sky, and how refreshing the cold air was. ( Read more... )