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A meme, because I haven't done one in a long while.
1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
I have a scar on my knee that used to be huge, but now I have to squint to even see the outline. I got it when I was about four years old; I was sitting on a counter in the kitchen. Below me on the floor was a heating grate. I fell down, gashing open my knee in some kind of horrible way. I had to go to the doctor (no stitches, thankfully) and then my parents took me home, covering my knee in Little Mermaid bandaids.
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
One of my rooms has a lot of posters and comics pasted up, more or less covering the walls, whereas the room I'm in now barely has anything on the walls.
3. WHAT DOES YOUR CELL PHONE LOOK LIKE?
I don't have one, sadly. I imagine my cell phone being obnoxiously clunky, though, and chrome with black trim.
4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LIKE TO LISTEN TO?
The kind that makes you want to jump up and DANCE!
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
Um... In the eighties?
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
This week to be fucking over.
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS AT TIMES?
Not being a drama queen.
8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION?
Tricky question. I'd have to say my DVD collection or... OH! How could I forget? My two babies: my AlphaSmart and my bicycle. Technically two things, but I forgive myself.
9. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SMELL?
Cigar smoke.
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
Not generally, no.
11. IF YOU DIED TOMORROW:
I would need to have an Irish wake. Those things look like fun.
12. THE LAST PERSON WHO MADE YOU CRY?
I'm not sure.
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOGNE / PERFUME?
Personally, I'm not a big fan of perfumes and colognes.
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
The hairy kind.
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO AT?
Hah. Nowhere, hopefully.
16: DO YOU LIKE PORN?
I only like it for its artistic and spiritual implications, I swear! Such an inside joke; I apologize.
17. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD?
I'm not sure.
20. DO YOU SPEAK A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE?
No. Quiero hablar espanol, pero no tengo competencia.
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU?
I have no idea.
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
Yes. I would then proceed to shackle them to a nearby building.
29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
Pinch them on the arm and then run away giggling.
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
70.
31. BLONDES, REDHEADS OR BRUNETTES?
Depending on how it's worn, they're comparably good. Probably not blonde for my favorite, though.
32. WHAT IS ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OFTEN?
My dad's cell phone.
33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
The fact that there are only 24 hours in a day.
34. HAVE YOU EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
No, sadly, that is not a joy I have experienced.
39. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED OUT THIS SURVEY?
I was biking around town, postering for the Transgender Day of Remembrance.
40. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
I wouldn't.
41. WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS SURVEY?
Because I felt like it?
42. WHAT DO YOU LIKE ON YOUR PIZZA?
I like adding sprinkle cheese.
43. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL?
As opposed to now, when the law encourages minors to drink.
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
A pile of DVDs and books, as well as Adobe Photoshop.
45. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF IT SUDDENLY STARTED RAINING BLOOD?
Take a big basin, let it sit out for a few minutes, and then run over to the Red Cross screaming "I want to save a life!"
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
Queen Elizabeth, I think. Because my parents are so British.
47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
No, not really.
48. WHICH FINGER[S] IS YOUR FAVORITE?
I'm a pinky fan; they're more useful than people think.
49. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY?
I'm not sure.
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Depends on the utensil with which I'm writing.
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Turkey, if it's fresh.
52. ANY BAD HABITS?
Procrastination. I'm not going to say how much homework I should be doing right now.
53. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF?
People seem to think Liz Phair is someone to be spat at, but I like the music.
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Lord, no.
55. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL?
Not that I can remember.
56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
Of course they do; our brains are programmed to respond to peoples' appearances.
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
I don't, of course. I'm balling it up inside of me, until one day I crack and release all of my frustrations in one night of blood and viscera.
58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?
Cape Cod. Badahbahbumph.
59. DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY?
Hah! Goodness, no.
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
My Batman figurines. I made them little paper wings and swords and tucked them in at night. I wish I were making even some of that up.
61. WHAT CLASS IN SCHOOL DO YOU THINK IS TOTALLY USELESS?
They all have a purpose, in their own dysfunctional way.
62. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL?
A deep and personal journal, where I am true to myself and my feelings. Snerk.
63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
Me? Never.
64. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT
I can't say that I have, though I'm grateful for the fact.
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
That they remain amongst the living.
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
Bibba and Lizzy, though neither are widely used.
67. Would you bungee jump?
No.
68. Do you untie your shoelaces when you take off your shoes?
Most of the time, unless my shoes are wet.
69. DO YOU THINK THAT YOU HAVE STRONG POINTS?
It's called my skull!
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
Anything by Ben and Jerry that doesn't have a fruit.
71. What is your shoe size?
11...
72. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLORS?
Dark grey, purple, maroon.
73. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE?
2, but the nice dentists say they won't come in until I'm older.
74. WHO DO YOU MISS MOST RIGHT NOW?
My mommy! Sob.
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Sure, why not.
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
"The First Time" - Common Rotation
77. LAST THING YOU ATE?
Cookies! Delicious, delicious cookies.
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Mike.
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
That they're human. Usually.
80. DO YOU LOVE THE PERSON WHO POSTED THIS?
I'd jump her bones in a second.
81. HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
Worn out, and my stomach is still giving me hell.
82. FAVORITE DRINK?
Moose track frappe.
83. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?
The non-alcoholic kind.
84. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT?
Such a difficult question, though I suppose I'll have to say lacrosse.
85. HAIR COLOR?
Dirty blonde.
86. EYE COLOR?
Blue-ish grey-ish.
87. DO YOU WEAR GLASSES?
Since the third grade, no less. Glasses pride!
88. SIBLINGS?
Two older brothers.
89. FAVORITE MONTH?
June; it's getting warmer AND I get presents.
90. FAVORITE FOOD?
A soup dish of some kind, though which specifically alludes me.
91. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
"Fight Club".
92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
The day I get to sleep until I get a bed sore, and then get out of bed only to bring sweets back to the cave.
93. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
That's a very good question, one for which I have no answer.
94. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Summer.
95. HUGS OR KISSES?
Neither, if I can avoid them.
96. Relationships or one night stands?
One night stands, of course!
97. WHO IS THE MOST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
The person who answers them. Deep, no? No.
98. WHO IS THE LEAST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
The person who "forgot" to read this.
99. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING?
"A Glossary of Literary Terms"
"Antigone"
"Guns, Germs and Steel" (I really need to finish that one)
100. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
I don't have a mouse pad; my red eye is too cool for your mouse pad.
101. FAVORITE BOARD GAME?
Monopoly.
102. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT?
I didn't watch TV, I don't think.
103. WHO WERE YOU WITH 2 NIGHTS AGO?
No one in particular, though I went to Children of Eden. SUCH a good performance, dear goodness.
104. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP?
PAAAAIIIIN.
105. SAY SOMETHING NICE ABOUT THE PERSON WHO POSTED
I love the hair.
1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
I have a scar on my knee that used to be huge, but now I have to squint to even see the outline. I got it when I was about four years old; I was sitting on a counter in the kitchen. Below me on the floor was a heating grate. I fell down, gashing open my knee in some kind of horrible way. I had to go to the doctor (no stitches, thankfully) and then my parents took me home, covering my knee in Little Mermaid bandaids.
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
One of my rooms has a lot of posters and comics pasted up, more or less covering the walls, whereas the room I'm in now barely has anything on the walls.
3. WHAT DOES YOUR CELL PHONE LOOK LIKE?
I don't have one, sadly. I imagine my cell phone being obnoxiously clunky, though, and chrome with black trim.
4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LIKE TO LISTEN TO?
The kind that makes you want to jump up and DANCE!
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
Um... In the eighties?
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
This week to be fucking over.
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS AT TIMES?
Not being a drama queen.
8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION?
Tricky question. I'd have to say my DVD collection or... OH! How could I forget? My two babies: my AlphaSmart and my bicycle. Technically two things, but I forgive myself.
9. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SMELL?
Cigar smoke.
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
Not generally, no.
11. IF YOU DIED TOMORROW:
I would need to have an Irish wake. Those things look like fun.
12. THE LAST PERSON WHO MADE YOU CRY?
I'm not sure.
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOGNE / PERFUME?
Personally, I'm not a big fan of perfumes and colognes.
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
The hairy kind.
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO AT?
Hah. Nowhere, hopefully.
16: DO YOU LIKE PORN?
I only like it for its artistic and spiritual implications, I swear! Such an inside joke; I apologize.
17. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD?
I'm not sure.
20. DO YOU SPEAK A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE?
No. Quiero hablar espanol, pero no tengo competencia.
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU?
I have no idea.
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
Yes. I would then proceed to shackle them to a nearby building.
29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
Pinch them on the arm and then run away giggling.
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
70.
31. BLONDES, REDHEADS OR BRUNETTES?
Depending on how it's worn, they're comparably good. Probably not blonde for my favorite, though.
32. WHAT IS ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OFTEN?
My dad's cell phone.
33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
The fact that there are only 24 hours in a day.
34. HAVE YOU EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
No, sadly, that is not a joy I have experienced.
39. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED OUT THIS SURVEY?
I was biking around town, postering for the Transgender Day of Remembrance.
40. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
I wouldn't.
41. WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS SURVEY?
Because I felt like it?
42. WHAT DO YOU LIKE ON YOUR PIZZA?
I like adding sprinkle cheese.
43. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL?
As opposed to now, when the law encourages minors to drink.
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
A pile of DVDs and books, as well as Adobe Photoshop.
45. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF IT SUDDENLY STARTED RAINING BLOOD?
Take a big basin, let it sit out for a few minutes, and then run over to the Red Cross screaming "I want to save a life!"
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
Queen Elizabeth, I think. Because my parents are so British.
47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
No, not really.
48. WHICH FINGER[S] IS YOUR FAVORITE?
I'm a pinky fan; they're more useful than people think.
49. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY?
I'm not sure.
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Depends on the utensil with which I'm writing.
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Turkey, if it's fresh.
52. ANY BAD HABITS?
Procrastination. I'm not going to say how much homework I should be doing right now.
53. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF?
People seem to think Liz Phair is someone to be spat at, but I like the music.
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Lord, no.
55. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL?
Not that I can remember.
56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
Of course they do; our brains are programmed to respond to peoples' appearances.
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
I don't, of course. I'm balling it up inside of me, until one day I crack and release all of my frustrations in one night of blood and viscera.
58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?
Cape Cod. Badahbahbumph.
59. DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY?
Hah! Goodness, no.
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
My Batman figurines. I made them little paper wings and swords and tucked them in at night. I wish I were making even some of that up.
61. WHAT CLASS IN SCHOOL DO YOU THINK IS TOTALLY USELESS?
They all have a purpose, in their own dysfunctional way.
62. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL?
A deep and personal journal, where I am true to myself and my feelings. Snerk.
63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
Me? Never.
64. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT
I can't say that I have, though I'm grateful for the fact.
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
That they remain amongst the living.
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
Bibba and Lizzy, though neither are widely used.
67. Would you bungee jump?
No.
68. Do you untie your shoelaces when you take off your shoes?
Most of the time, unless my shoes are wet.
69. DO YOU THINK THAT YOU HAVE STRONG POINTS?
It's called my skull!
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
Anything by Ben and Jerry that doesn't have a fruit.
71. What is your shoe size?
11...
72. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLORS?
Dark grey, purple, maroon.
73. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE?
2, but the nice dentists say they won't come in until I'm older.
74. WHO DO YOU MISS MOST RIGHT NOW?
My mommy! Sob.
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Sure, why not.
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
"The First Time" - Common Rotation
77. LAST THING YOU ATE?
Cookies! Delicious, delicious cookies.
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Mike.
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
That they're human. Usually.
80. DO YOU LOVE THE PERSON WHO POSTED THIS?
I'd jump her bones in a second.
81. HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
Worn out, and my stomach is still giving me hell.
82. FAVORITE DRINK?
Moose track frappe.
83. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?
The non-alcoholic kind.
84. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT?
Such a difficult question, though I suppose I'll have to say lacrosse.
85. HAIR COLOR?
Dirty blonde.
86. EYE COLOR?
Blue-ish grey-ish.
87. DO YOU WEAR GLASSES?
Since the third grade, no less. Glasses pride!
88. SIBLINGS?
Two older brothers.
89. FAVORITE MONTH?
June; it's getting warmer AND I get presents.
90. FAVORITE FOOD?
A soup dish of some kind, though which specifically alludes me.
91. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
"Fight Club".
92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
The day I get to sleep until I get a bed sore, and then get out of bed only to bring sweets back to the cave.
93. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
That's a very good question, one for which I have no answer.
94. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Summer.
95. HUGS OR KISSES?
Neither, if I can avoid them.
96. Relationships or one night stands?
One night stands, of course!
97. WHO IS THE MOST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
The person who answers them. Deep, no? No.
98. WHO IS THE LEAST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
The person who "forgot" to read this.
99. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING?
"A Glossary of Literary Terms"
"Antigone"
"Guns, Germs and Steel" (I really need to finish that one)
100. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
I don't have a mouse pad; my red eye is too cool for your mouse pad.
101. FAVORITE BOARD GAME?
Monopoly.
102. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT?
I didn't watch TV, I don't think.
103. WHO WERE YOU WITH 2 NIGHTS AGO?
No one in particular, though I went to Children of Eden. SUCH a good performance, dear goodness.
104. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP?
PAAAAIIIIN.
105. SAY SOMETHING NICE ABOUT THE PERSON WHO POSTED
I love the hair.