Texting Part 3
Title: Texting Part 3
Pairing: Kurt/Puck
Rating: PG
Spoilers: None that I can think of
Summary: Just random texts between Kurt and Puck
A/N: I'm in an AMAZING mood and just thought I should share the next part so hopefully you guys will be in just as good as mood as me!!!!
Part 1
Part 2
I suppose I should say that Kurt is in italics and Puck is bold! That'd be the smart thing to do anyways!
Where are you?
…
Noah?
…
What’s wrong? You never ignore me, even if you are mad.
…
I don’t like this. I’m worried. Please talk to me.
…
Okay, whenever you get this, Mr. Schue wants to know where you are and why you aren’t at glee, and I love you, please be safe.
…
~~~---~~~
Noah?
Yeah baby?
Why didn’t you respond earlier?
Teacher gave me detention and took my phone.
Oh, why didn’t you respond when you got your phone back?
I knew that you were hanging out with Mercedes and I didn’t want to interrupt you.
Oh that was very sweet of you.
Yeah, I just really didn’t want Mercedes hurting me. She scares me sometimes.
So, if I was with anyone else you would have texted me?
No?
Good answer.
; )
That’s slightly creepy looking. It suits you.
Did you just call me creepy looking?
Yes, if people didn’t know you they might find you a creep. I mean, sometimes you act like a creeper.
You’re the one dating the creeper
That’s because you’re my creeper.
Who wishes he was creeping up your bed
You can stay over Friday night, my dad will be out of town all weekend, so be a good boyfriend and I might let you stay over Saturday night too.
That’s two nights from now!
Am I not worth the wait?
… I haven’t decided yet…
You want to rephrase that?
I love you and would love to spend all weekend in bed with you.
Good boy, now go to bed, I need to sleep.
It’s only ten! Besides, you don’t need any beauty sleep because you already look damn good.
Thank you, but seeing as I got very little sleep last night because I have a very needy boyfriend, I need to go to bed early tonight.
I’m calling you
~~~---~~~
You’re cute when you’re mad.
I just hung up on you, and you’re texting me?
I missed you?
What will it take for you to let me get to sleep at a reasonable time?
Let me spend the night.
You get to spend the whole weekend with me.
And if I have my way, we’ll spend the whole weekend in your bed.
You’re ridiculous. Is sex all you think about?
I’m a teenage guy, so yeah.
I’m going to bed.
It’s only eleven!
We aren’t starting this again! And so help me if you call me you wont be allowed anywhere near my bed for at least a month!
You’d cave before a month.
Doubtful. You’d break first, seeing as you’re the one who always wants sex.
I could always go to Rachel.
Well, you’d get sex, but would lose your boyfriend
We should have a contest
Oh God, I really just want to go to bed.
After this weekend, we should see who can last the longest without sex.
Oh please, you’d give in after a day
I’ve gone 3 days without sex.
You do know the differences between 3 days and a month, right? Please tell me I’m not dating a completemoron.
That’s hurtful. I don’t want to talk to you anymore, I’m going to bed.
I was joking.
…
Noah.
…
You win, I’m calling you
~~~---~~~
Damn baby, you lookin good today.
Not letting you spend the night.
Then how about you spend the night at my house?
Because that went so well last time.
I said I was sorry.
And that just made it all better.
How was I suppose to know that my mom was going to try to set me up with some Jewish girl?
You could have told her you had a boyfriend!
She would have freaked out
She freaked out anyways!
Only because you felt the need to wrap your arms around my waist and said “back off bitch he’s mine”
It got the point across.
So why was that okay but not me kissing you in glee?
I said it, I didn’t act on it.
You wrapped your arm around my waist, and then grabbed my ass!
Only you knew that I grabbed your ass. The only thing the women saw was the arm around your waist.
It doesn’t matter, same thing.
Fine, I forgive you for outing us to the glee club in such an overdramatic way
And I forgive you for outing me to my mom in such an overdramatic way.
=) Now, would you like to come sit with me?
Yeah, I’ll move. That way I can play with your hair and freak everyone out.
You will not be messing with my hair! It looks perfect today, and you aren’t allowed to mess it up.
Fine. I won’t touch your hair, but I’m still freaking everyone out.
How???
It’s for me to know and you to fear
Do not come over here.
Nope you offered. I’m heading over there now.
Your friends don’t know about us, they’ll ask questions!
I’m getting up and walking over to you now.
No. Stay away from me
Too late, I’m standing behind you.
Pairing: Kurt/Puck
Rating: PG
Spoilers: None that I can think of
Summary: Just random texts between Kurt and Puck
A/N: I'm in an AMAZING mood and just thought I should share the next part so hopefully you guys will be in just as good as mood as me!!!!
Part 1
Part 2
I suppose I should say that Kurt is in italics and Puck is bold! That'd be the smart thing to do anyways!
Where are you?
…
Noah?
…
What’s wrong? You never ignore me, even if you are mad.
…
I don’t like this. I’m worried. Please talk to me.
…
Okay, whenever you get this, Mr. Schue wants to know where you are and why you aren’t at glee, and I love you, please be safe.
…
~~~---~~~
Noah?
Yeah baby?
Why didn’t you respond earlier?
Teacher gave me detention and took my phone.
Oh, why didn’t you respond when you got your phone back?
I knew that you were hanging out with Mercedes and I didn’t want to interrupt you.
Oh that was very sweet of you.
Yeah, I just really didn’t want Mercedes hurting me. She scares me sometimes.
So, if I was with anyone else you would have texted me?
No?
Good answer.
; )
That’s slightly creepy looking. It suits you.
Did you just call me creepy looking?
Yes, if people didn’t know you they might find you a creep. I mean, sometimes you act like a creeper.
You’re the one dating the creeper
That’s because you’re my creeper.
Who wishes he was creeping up your bed
You can stay over Friday night, my dad will be out of town all weekend, so be a good boyfriend and I might let you stay over Saturday night too.
That’s two nights from now!
Am I not worth the wait?
… I haven’t decided yet…
You want to rephrase that?
I love you and would love to spend all weekend in bed with you.
Good boy, now go to bed, I need to sleep.
It’s only ten! Besides, you don’t need any beauty sleep because you already look damn good.
Thank you, but seeing as I got very little sleep last night because I have a very needy boyfriend, I need to go to bed early tonight.
I’m calling you
~~~---~~~
You’re cute when you’re mad.
I just hung up on you, and you’re texting me?
I missed you?
What will it take for you to let me get to sleep at a reasonable time?
Let me spend the night.
You get to spend the whole weekend with me.
And if I have my way, we’ll spend the whole weekend in your bed.
You’re ridiculous. Is sex all you think about?
I’m a teenage guy, so yeah.
I’m going to bed.
It’s only eleven!
We aren’t starting this again! And so help me if you call me you wont be allowed anywhere near my bed for at least a month!
You’d cave before a month.
Doubtful. You’d break first, seeing as you’re the one who always wants sex.
I could always go to Rachel.
Well, you’d get sex, but would lose your boyfriend
We should have a contest
Oh God, I really just want to go to bed.
After this weekend, we should see who can last the longest without sex.
Oh please, you’d give in after a day
I’ve gone 3 days without sex.
You do know the differences between 3 days and a month, right? Please tell me I’m not dating a completemoron.
That’s hurtful. I don’t want to talk to you anymore, I’m going to bed.
I was joking.
…
Noah.
…
You win, I’m calling you
~~~---~~~
Damn baby, you lookin good today.
Not letting you spend the night.
Then how about you spend the night at my house?
Because that went so well last time.
I said I was sorry.
And that just made it all better.
How was I suppose to know that my mom was going to try to set me up with some Jewish girl?
You could have told her you had a boyfriend!
She would have freaked out
She freaked out anyways!
Only because you felt the need to wrap your arms around my waist and said “back off bitch he’s mine”
It got the point across.
So why was that okay but not me kissing you in glee?
I said it, I didn’t act on it.
You wrapped your arm around my waist, and then grabbed my ass!
Only you knew that I grabbed your ass. The only thing the women saw was the arm around your waist.
It doesn’t matter, same thing.
Fine, I forgive you for outing us to the glee club in such an overdramatic way
And I forgive you for outing me to my mom in such an overdramatic way.
=) Now, would you like to come sit with me?
Yeah, I’ll move. That way I can play with your hair and freak everyone out.
You will not be messing with my hair! It looks perfect today, and you aren’t allowed to mess it up.
Fine. I won’t touch your hair, but I’m still freaking everyone out.
How???
It’s for me to know and you to fear
Do not come over here.
Nope you offered. I’m heading over there now.
Your friends don’t know about us, they’ll ask questions!
I’m getting up and walking over to you now.
No. Stay away from me
Too late, I’m standing behind you.