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[melloesque]

Fine, I´ve given it some thought.
Considered that this is the kind of place I could never be dragged to while breathing, three options:
1. Some hilarious fucker set me up here.
Whoever this was: bad idea. I know more about kidnappings than you could ever learn. I don´t care why you did it. I will hunt you down and ruin your life. Blame it on yourself.

Comments

[valerian_wizard]

And I thought I was here alone~

I don't think you're dead, this doesn't look like hell, not that I've ever been there though.

I'm Fay, you?

[melloesque]

M ... wait. Doesn´t matter.
So ... what do you think you did to piss them off? Whoever did this shit?

(If you´re a figment of my imagination, kindly get the fuck out of my head.)

[valerian_wizard]

Nice to meet you, M-kun.

I don't remember pissing off anyone except for my grumpy ninja, so I don't know why someone would drag me here~
I was supposed to be in a different world, this is weird.

[melloesque]

Yeah, not really nice to meet you, place sucks.

Fay, huh? Remember being drugged? Assaulted? Drank something funny and blacked out? Bang on the head? Stuff like that?

[mrjackdalliard]

I highly doubt that we are dead, or experiencing a coma together. That leaves your third option, unlikely as it sounds.

I agree. Whoever kidnapped us and placed us here will experience a painful death.

[hebi_ayame]

You're not dead, you silly boy! Ha ha, so foolish young children are! It's very adorable!

Aww, you need chocolate? Will any candy do? I think I have some leftover candy cane, mostly because it looks sexy when you're nibbling on it!
...
How would you like to look sexy?

[bridget_tan]

Ah...

...are you Matt-san's friend?

If so it is nice to meet you--my name is Bridget. ^o^

[melloesque]

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This is so very like Matt.
Yes, I´m his friend. Don´t expect frequent tea parties, though.

It´s interesting to see that there´s finally some females arriving as well. I was beginning to suspect someone wants to keep us from breeding or something.

Not that I want to breed.

[bridget_tan]

Wah...Mello-san... ;; You couldn't breed with me even if you wanted to...

I am not a girl, I am a bounty hunter.

[melloesque]

What?

"Bounty hunter" is not a sex. It´s a profession, although it´s a nice one. And I don´t know guys by the name of "Bridget", so I assume you´re female.

I actually DO know a guy named Bridget, but that´s ... another story.

You looking for someone specific you´re hunting around here?