Mmmmmm.

[melloesque]

how do i
hacv to hit the litlte bricks wiht letters
who thoght of this
ah i see

Clever, father. Clever.
If this is your way of restraining me as you insisted, I´m not sure if I´m enthusiastic about it. This cottage is...small to say the least, and it´s ...plain. And the supply of milk for my bath was ridiculous. I had to fill it by myself too, where are

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[bittersweet_l]

May I ask your name, your Highness?

[melloesque]

You claim you have never heard of me before? How adorable, I really must be among peasants!

I am Lucrezia Borgia, sister of the great Cesare Borgia, duchess of Bisceglie, Princess of Ferrara. Though Contessa will suffice, I am not royalty. But I should be.

Are you the keeper of this sordid place?

[bittersweet_l]

I am not the keeper, but I know this land. His Sanctity, your father, has hired me in order to keep you safe.
I'm afraid that none of your dear brothers are here at this moment, your Highness. However, his Sanctity has told me that they will have come here by this time next week.

[melloesque]

A week?!

A week can be long. Longer than a decade when it´s outside of Rome...I really do hope you have arranged for some men festivities to keep me entertained! Have you seen my pet monkey?

You´re suppossed to be my chaperon for this endeavor? I do hope you have some nerve. How should I call you?

[nearesque]

... At least you are harmless now.

Have you noticed anything different in your body when you took a bath?

((ooc: Now you make me curious to watch the movie!))

[melloesque]

That´s something I´ve been never called before.
Why do you take so much interest in what I´m doing in my bath? You should have come to see for yourself if you´re that curious, I was really bored and lonely there ♥

[nearesque]

You don't know me, yet you invite me over to take a bath with you?

[melloesque]

You don´t know me, yet you ask me about what I´m seeing in my bath?

[goggled_geek]

.....You bathe in milk now?

I-I mean, hello your Highness. I apologize for the lack of service. It is terrible that one such of your stature has to undergo such treatment.

I'll uh, cater to your needs etc.

[melloesque]

Yes. And it´s all gone now. Get me more?
Finally someone agress with me about the accomodations! This really is not what I am used to, but I´m sure I´m being punished again for...the things I do.

Are you my manservant? And your name is?

[goggled_geek]

A-As you wish.

Well it's rather dreadful for a lady of your stature. Punished? M'lady, did you get yourself into trouble again?

Uh...I guess you could call me that.

I'm Matt.

At your service.

(Matt is loling hard and trying his best to play along |D *is dying*)

[melloesque]

Some call it trouble, I would call it recreation, but I digress.
You stutter a lot, Matt. Are you shy, or simply weak-minded? More importantly, do you have a nice physique?

[false_monk]

Ah! fair ragazza, your terrible fate touches my heart deeply. A lady of your status should not ever dirty her delicate hands with work, much less as a result of a punishment. You see, I'm also here as a punishment, just because I followed my humble desire to make an embassador, a priest and two nuns happy.

Scusi, I seem to forget my manners. My name's Giacomo Casanova, at your service for whatever you may desire Madame.

[melloesque]

Mì piacere, signore. Finally, a toy countryman!
Say no more, I can see your punishment is cruel as well...you were obviously doing good deeds. Since there is nothing more amusing in the world than happy nuns, is there? I myself am a fairly unhappy widow. But not of the old and wrinkly kind.

Casanova...? I don´t believe I heard that name before. It has a nice ring to it.

[false_monk]

My lady, if only everyone could see things with the clarity of your beautiful eyes! yes, It is an unfair resolution for me, although it is uncomparable to your widowed heart. To be cheated by death at such a youthful age must be terrible for you, but you musn't abandon the hope of love because of this! I offer my humble services to envolve your frail body in love once again and keep you entretained for as long as I can.

Prehaps you haven't heard of me because of my constant exile's. That, however, can always change my lady.

[melloesque]

An exiled adventurer? How exciting! You must entertain me with stories of your various escapes and romances...and then, I can think of ways to reward you. I don´t have gold with me, I´m afraid, but I am sure we can think of something ♥