Romantically impaired

[mellofellow13]

Despite what you think about the title this is not about me. Besides, if you know me (at least if you know me from high school) then you know that's not true of me anyway

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[itealaich]

Girls can dig up more info than the CIA when it comes to their men.

[mellofellow13]

But what about that movie Mr. and Mrs. Smith?

[itealaich]

Haven't seen it, but I know it's hot.

[mellofellow13]

It's good.

[amber_fool]

He should have come to you for knowledge. I seem to recall the Great Rose Thing going amazingly well.

[mellofellow13]

Oh c'mon, I'm not a gun for hire. :)

[meggygurl]

Silly, silly men. When will they ever learn?

[mellofellow13]

Never. You of all people should know that! ;)

[scorcerrer]

Maybe, just maybe, he's an evil supergenius and wanted this all along. Also, he knew you'd be hearing all of this and wanted you to be amused.

Also, I saw a pig fly by my window this morning.

[mellofellow13]

That wasn't a pig it was your sister! Har har har

[scorcerrer]

Man, and now the totally hilarious response from Alabama:
That's not my sister, that's my wife!

[crobledo]

you mean both?

[daethon]

Here's the thing. I put these types of things in Outlook all the time. I don't lock my computer. And I openly modify them in front of Katie (as my ex-girlfriends

[mellofellow13]

That doesn't sound as romantic as it does devilishly frustrating. But I do understand what you're saying.

[daethon]

It is both!

On the romantic side, by doing this, you keep the whole thing as secretive as possible and ensure that it is a surprise. The "romantic" parts are, obviously though, much more a function of the activity itself.

The above tricks and methods have two purposes: a) to keep it a secret, and ensure that the surprise isn't ruined, b) a source of wonderful enjoyment.

Here's the last trick...every girl, if you present them with these types of things will say "that would never work on me." To date, I've never failed. Did they know *something* was up, of course, I made that clear, but they had no idea what and were in the end blindsided

[mellofellow13]

Don't get me wrong... I have quite notoriously used this tactic in the past. It's still something I wouldn't do using an Outlook calendar though. ;)