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[mellogun]

I'm not writing some damn letter to a fat old elf that likes to have little kids sit on his lap while begging for stuff and for his candycanes. Santa is just fucking creepy. Who else watches you while you're sleeping

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[timid_werewolf]

When you put Santa in that light... It's all in good fun, really...

[mellogun]

To send letters begging for stuff from a child molester?

[timid_werewolf]

I don't think he was ever really considered a child molester. Some of the ones at malls, maybe though...

[ivory_puppet]

A lego sculpture...That sounds like a good idea... I'll have to try that.

[mellogun]

You'd have to find some Legos first in this hell hole. That thing startled the hell out of me when I woke up and saw it looming over me. Worse than those damn fingerpuppets.

[ivory_puppet]

If the other "me" could find them, then surely I can.. If not, then I'll just ask Santa.

[mellogun]

As far as I know, there's only one Lego in the whole damn place, and I've got it. This place used to be a good-sized city with stores and all. The other 'you' had me go and buy them for him along with other weird shit. When the sky fell on us, the toy store got crushed and caught fire.

There's no Santa Claus, and you know it.