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[mellogun]

Lucifer, you may bite me.

City, thank you for confirming that I am the better looking in leather one. Not only did I beat that psychotic guy claiming to be an angel, but it was a resounding defeat by more than a two to one margin. Thank you, thank you.

Who the hell puts a rubber bar of chocolate in an Easter egg?

Comments

[gamepatch]

Don't tell him that. He might do it.

The same fucker who puts super glue on cigarettes.

[mellogun]

No, he won't. I have a gun that's sole purpose is to discourage stupid things like that.

To make the obvious joke about your lips being wrapped around something or not...

[gamepatch]

You know you want to.

[mellogun]

The glued part sort of ruins the whole sexiness of it.

[freedomtoleave]

This only serves to further validate my opinion of mortals.

[mellogun]

Sour grapes there?

[freedomtoleave]

A simple statement of fact. If anything, I may be relieved.

[mellogun]

Your little brother will have to grow up someday and have people lusting after him. You dodged the bullet today. It looks like three people think he's good in leather. Better than the nine or ten I had.