Comments | mellow_monkey: "I have Irritable Bowel Syndrome." "HAHAHAHAHAHA That just made my day!"

mellow_monkey

"I have Irritable Bowel Syndrome." "HAHAHAHAHAHA That just made my day!"

Jul 13, 2004 17:20

So here's the scoop, I went to the doctor this morning about my stomach achingness. He was all question question question so I was all answer answer answer and then he was all "you've got Irritable Bowel Syndrome" and I was all "that's what I was thinkings." And he was all "It's not treatable, but you need to get involved and do what you can to ( Read more... )

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mellow_monkey July 13 2004, 21:58:04 UTC

Yeah I know "IBS." It's even got damn initials! But it is good to be sure of what is wrong so that I know what to do to help fix it! I really really do need things to do and get out of the house. It would probably be very good for you as well. We could do something together! (Not sex, sorry.) I will have fun with Max the coolest and I will gave Jake big hugs repeatedly. We should do something on Thursday before you leave!

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mellow_monkey July 13 2004, 22:05:00 UTC

I know for truth. Too bad there is that whole stupid 6 year difference. But nobody will notice right? I mean, sure, he is 9, and short for his age even, but you are 15 and short too right? It's only 6 years and like one and a half feets.

schroliscious July 13 2004, 22:13:48 UTC

I'm super sorrie about you're irritable bowels! You should most def go climbing with Alastair. Also, you should volunteer. It's super fun, and I'm sure you can find something you're into. Go to unitedway.org and look around. I actuallie found that site rather confusing but my computer is small and meek, so who knows. Anyway, have a partie!

mellow_monkey July 13 2004, 22:15:39 UTC

Yeah yeah, mommy was talking about volunteering at a park and that would be super marvie especially if I got to work with little kids. Thanks for the website I will look on it!!

cysteen6 July 14 2004, 02:32:24 UTC

Damn! You found me out! I guess i'm just gonna have to be more secretive about it from now on. ;) I'm glad you know what it is... cuz at least now you know you're not dying or especially odd... haha, when it comes to your stomach at least:-D

mellow_monkey July 14 2004, 02:37:06 UTC

Yep yep, now EVERYONE will know your fantasies. :-). I am really glad I know what I have as well! Very exciting.

pandalovin July 14 2004, 15:00:59 UTC

hmm, where can we get a marriage license...ROADTRIP! michigan, here we come! :-D lol

isnt there a commercial with lady's tummies on it which talks about a medication for IBS in women? maybe you have to be 18 to use it, i dont know... but maybe your bowels need a message, a glass of non-alchie champagne, and a walk on the beach so they wont be irritated.... lol i just saw a pile of intestines walking on the beach in my head...wtf...

mellow_monkey July 14 2004, 15:06:55 UTC

Yay Michigan! I've never been married THERE yet!

I have totally seen that commercial now that I think of it... But maybe it isn't a cure, maybe it's just to relieve the symptoms or something? Who knows. Nice image there... (weirdo.) !!!! :-)