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I am going to stop hating my cats. -
"Live the dream, Potato."
I've decided I'm not going to be sad anymore. 570 days until the end of the world. -
okay, so I cheated a little
Put all your songs in your playlist and shuffle them. Then ask your computer this question, and the next song will be the answer.
What do you think of me?
Baby's On Fire - Superpitcher
Will I have a happy life?
It Was - Lemon Jelly
What do my friends really think of me?
Babe I'm Gonna Leave You - Led Zeppelin
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I'm so relieved that the drunken email I sent to coworkers was just a dream. -
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Running errands always seems like such a waste of my life. Necessary evils that give me some false sense of accomplishment. I went to Home Depot! I went to Petsmart! I got coffee! I went to Pep Boys! I bought groceries! Hooray, I can spend money. At least replacing my headlight and windshield wipers gives me a little more satisfaction. You know, I ( Read more... ) -
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The real reasons I go on vacation: cable tv and a bath tub. -
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I saw man standing on the corner of First and Spring this morning yelling at cars. He was wearing flip-flops or maybe sandals and had a striped blanket hung over his arm. He was holding a small cardboard sign. He looked a little crazy, but not necessarily homeless. When I got up to the corner to turn, I saw that the sign said, "Hungry? Surely you ( Read more... ) -
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So tired but making myself go to Oneil's birthday party. I should get there just about the time I should be going to bed. I will be stopping to pick up some beer and a red bull. -
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The word "noodle" had shown up in (so far) three submissions I've read today -- two in fiction and one in poetry -- all used differently and not in the traditional sense. I mean, I knew noodle as a pasta was versatile, but I had no idea it was as a word too. -
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So much to do today. Day two of cleaning taking priority homework. I have people coming over tomorrow. Ok. Focus. Clean.