Kids say weird things: Sept-November 2013

[melluransa]

Over the course of my day, I tend to get a lot of hilarious kid quotes. Never mind the speech sound errors -- which sometimes makes things hilarious enough as it is -- but they say the most nonsensical and weird things ever. Kids say weird things. And I didn't even write them all down.

Child 1:I can use the gila monster's butt

Comments

[steinsgrrl]

I'd be cackling half the day! These are priceless. <3

[melluransa]

For the Sandy story, wow! I'm glad you had the foresight to make a functional picture book. That's so cool! That's like my job! I'm glad you two worked together to help her communicate! ^_^

Trust me, my mind was blown. You're very welcome! The kids are a joy and they make me laugh and smile so much!

[mcpofife]

omfg I lost it at "Do monkeys have butts?" hahaha kids !

[melluransa]

That kid cracks me up so much! Between eating bananas when I'm young, schnitzels, and monkey butts, she just keeps rolling out with these gems. XD

[kseenaa]

X-D

These are so hilerious! How can you keep from laughing? Seiroulsy!

*giggles* "They slurp each other." Oh, REALLY now? X-D *has a very dirty mind*

[melluransa]

I DO laugh, don't get me wrong! I laugh sometimes though, because I'm still working on a lesson and we have to focus.

I laugh more at the gestures and facial expressions. Today, a kiddo was holding a dry erase marker and like, jerking it off while she was thinking. She didn't know what she was doing but I was stifling laughter. And another kid with autism, he tries so so hard to make eye contact while asking questions (like we work on) but he over-does it...he opens his eyes so wide like a little blond owl and it makes me grin. I can't help it!

[kseenaa]

It must be an amazing thing to have such days to look forward to when leaving home in the morning. :-)