anyone willing to give me a fucking ride to school next year?

when it rains, it pours.

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okay, another thought:

heterosexuality aside, I'd do Alanis Morsette.

No joke.

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okay, so.. I missed out on Vegas this week.

and now I can't go to St. Augustine to see Alli. And the reason why? I have too many GUYS as friends. Wow.

...they are elephants, we are mice

My bad idea: JESUS CHRIST
bittrsweetmemori: what?
My bad idea: LIFE OF THE PARTY IS COMING OUT OF MY SISTERS ROOM. DAMNITMELANIE!
My bad idea: AND IT'S REALLY LOUD

...

My bad idea: OMG. She's got it on repeat..

...

My bad idea: Ok. I have to leave this house...

LIE.

when everything in life seems to be falling apart again, it's good to know you can always borrow your boyfriend's hot pink hairbrush.