So I'll construct a self defense...
1. Male or Female? I am a Lady
2. Favourite colour? Red or Orange or Yellow or Pink
3. Favourite food? Not got one. All food is good.
4. Celebrity crushes? Colin Murray and Aragorn.
5. Hair colour? Bitter-sweet Chocolate.
6. How old are you? Sixteen and a half. It's my birthday in 5 months and 10 days!
7. How much do you weigh? About 7 stone-ish.
8. Do you like rock music? Define Rock.
9. Have you ever broken something and blamed it on someone? More than likely.
10. What did you dream about last night? Nothing that I remember.
11. Britney or Christina? Errr... Christina.
12. Cakes or cookies? Scones on the Lawn.
13. KFC or McDonalds? Neither *sighs*
14. Do you want a tattoo? Nu-uh, No.
15. Have you ever tried voodoo? No, those stabbing pains in your abdomen are probably just something you ate... [This was Dereks answer, but I like it so I'm going to leave it.]
16. Do you wish you were thinner? Nope, I actually feel quite scrawny sometimes. Not all the time, but sometimes.
17. What is the time right now? 16:26
18. Have you got a pet? Yeeeers. A cat, a dog, and a Derek.
19. What’s worse falling over in front of your crush or breaking wind in front of them? Possibly breaking wind, but that could never happen.
20. Have you got a piercing? I have one in each ear.
21. Describe yourself in three words: Always very hungry
22. Do you believe in aliens? I guess, but not in the sense of little green men.
23. Do you believe in ghosts? Same as in the last question, but not in the sense of white sheets floating about my house.
24. Do you like Halloween? Dude, yeah :)
25. How many teeth are in your mouth? Too many for my mouth to cope with.
26. Can you sing? Oui.
27. Do you like playing dare games? Depends on the company.
28. Are you a liar? I have lied, yes.
29. Have you got drunk before? Nip.
30. Have you got a religion? Yes. Although the starchy feeling of organised religion seems somewhat spiritually restrictive. However, I must say that "my" religion does promote finding the truth about God and religion and stuff for yourself.
31. How many fingers am I holding up? You're a questionnaire, you don't have fingers.
32. Can you roll your tongue? Yes indeedy!
33. What’s your favourite sport? Skanking. I'm going to make it an olympic sport. The winner is the dude who can skank the hardest, fastest and longest.
34. What’s your favourite flavour ice cream? Mint Choc Chip- Mum just bought some. I love my Mum, I do.
35. Do you have any fillings in your teeth? Two- there and there *points*
36. Can you send this survey to hundreds of people by email? I could, but I won't.
37. Would you ever go outside in your pyjamas? Yes, I have. Once, when it was snowing. And also when it was raining to bring the washing in.
38. Could you tell me your sizes of shoes and clothes? My shoe size is 6, my top size is 8, my trouser size is 10.
39. Do you think self labelling is wrong? I never used to, I used to label myself "edge", but then... It began to annoy me. I just don't drink, or smoke, or whatever. I'm just Meg, I'm not a box.
40. Do you have anything which makes you individual? Yeah! I remembered this a while ago, but my middle name (Kayleigh) was given to me after a boy called Kyle who drowned after being jumped on in a swimming pool the day before I was born. Very morbid, I know.
41. Do you smoke? No, I don't.
42. How old is your mother? She's not old! She's Mum- and thus ageless.
43. What was your favourite toy when you were a child? I went through phases. Me and Rhi were talking about Trolls the other day. I had one with bright pink hair and a silver dress. I remember playing with My Little Ponies with James a lot, and I had one Barbie doll. I didn't like her though. My favourite teddy was Sammy the Seal :)
44. What is your favourite band? Save Ferris, The Hippos, Bad Religion, King Prawn, Capdown, Nickel Creek, Reel Big Fish and Biffy Clyro are amongst the current faves. But they're just my default ones, too. I hate these questions.
45. What did you get for Christmas? A digi-camera to replace the one that got stolen in Merthyr.
46. Have you got a phobia? Possibly of needles, although I do go and let them stab me with them. I have a tendancy to faint afterwards, however.
47. Do you bitch about anyone and if so who? I don't think so, not anymore. I feel bad about saying bad things about Hannah. I'm toying with apologising, but then... I'm not sure it's worth the effort, y'know? I didn't say anything that bad, I only told everyone not to talk to me about her because I was trying to erase her from my life.
48. What is the worst form of punishment you could think of for a murderer? To feel the pain that his victim(s) went through mentally (not necessarily physically) for the rest of his life, or until the time that he truly regrets what he did. Truly. But that's a punishment that no-one can judge or bring about.
49. Have you got a wrong or right answer? Both.
50. Heard of The Darkness, this great band from England? Yep, saw them at Reading 2003. They're not like anything else in the charts at the time for which they deserve great respect, but they're not entirely my thing.
51. Do you wear glasses? Yes yes.
52. Have you got a boy/girlfriend? Nope.
53. Have you got an enemy? Not as far as I know.
54. Favourite film? Go away. Groundhog Day because I can't think of ANY other films.
55. What’s your saying? "It's a mini-adventure!" Ok, it's not mine, so to speak, but it's cool and I might start using it.
56. Can you count to 9,737,859 (nine million, seven hundred and thirty seven thousand, eight hundred and fifty nine)? I probably really could if I had that much time on my hands, and I didn't have anything better to do, and I was desperate... But I don't think I ever will.
57. Do you have a habit? I bite my nails.
58. Can you describe your bedroom? Cool as pie. It's got Red and Magnolia walls with black beams and woodwork. It's triangular shaped and has a Gothic arch window at the end. It's an attic room, and there are two, so the other is my lounge and mirrors my bedroom. I have dark-stained floorboards and a round cream rug in one room, and a green rectangular rug in the other.
59. What kind of shampoo do you use? Herbal Essences Fruit Fusions.
60. Sick of chain letters? I don't read them, so no, not really. Send all you like, they will not be read.
61. Do you have any qualifications? A wheelbarrow load of GCSEs, a swimming certificate and Cycling Proficiency.
62. Could you tell me any joke? Two Elephants walked off a cliff... *boom boom*. It's only funny when Seth tells it, i'm not sure why.
63. What’s your favourite fragrance? Tobacco Flower Perfume, by the Body Shop. Although it's discontinued now.
64. Do you like comedy movies? Very much so.
65. Do you get stressed? Not so much anymore, but sometimes, yes. I think practically everyone does.
66. What is 689,689 multiplied by 2? I don't care.
67. Do you have any hobbies? Not in so many words, no. So, no.
68. Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings? Hermione from Harry Potter and Aragorn from LOTR.
69. Can you tell me what question 17 was? It asked what the time was.
70. It was "what’s the time" what is the time now? 16:54
71. Do you have a DVD player? Yes. PC, PS2 and DVD Player.
72. Name a famous tennis player: Venus Williams!
73. Have you got any sisters or brothers? Four brothers.
74. Have you done your homework? Not yet... No.
75. Are you sick of answering yet? I love you.