:D

[melodiousklepto]

So. SO. I've been thinking a lot lately and I realized Axel needs help getting a better boyfriend. I mean, Roxas left once, and then he left again, which means he's going to keep doing that. And if Axel doesn't find a new boyfriend he's going to KEEP being a baby.

Axel's Good Qualities (there aren't many)

• He's good in bed. Trust me. I KNOW.
• He can

Comments

[cloakedillusion]

Axel has no good qualities.

[melodiousklepto]

He has SOME.

[cloakedillusion]

No.

[melodiousklepto]

But not as many as you do.

[roadtotwilight]

.................I was about to give you a thumbs up, until I noticed my username on your list.

[melodiousklepto]

What's that for?

[roadtotwilight]

That one was for putting me on your stupid list.

This one is for putting Sora on your stupid list.

[melodiousklepto]

It's a good list, man!

[sleepyfluffzzz]

Why am I on that list?

[melodiousklepto]

Because I've talked to you.

[sleepyfluffzzz]

^^;; Shouldn't you put people he doesn't want to kill on that list instead?

[melodiousklepto]

Axel wants to kill everyone.

[flaminbackstbbr]

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...

. . .

[melodiousklepto]

Hi, Axel.

[flaminbackstbbr]

So I wasn't actually going to come back to the castle but. I think I might make an exception just to kill you.

[melodiousklepto]

How about you don't do that.

[seven_oh_seven]

....pppffff....this is pretty funny.

Is this supposed to cheer him up or piss him off?

[melodiousklepto]

Which do you think?

[seven_oh_seven]

Hahahaha ♥ Thought as much~

WITTY, though. I approve.

[melodiousklepto]

I thought of someone else to add to the list.