Love Fool
Title: Love Fool
Author: melody_drops
Pairing: Yunho/Jaejoong
Rating: R
Warnings: Language, mentions of sex
Genre: Humor, Romance
Length: One-shot
Summary:Jaejoong is tired of his boyfriend's complaints.
A/N: AJ it's my gift for you because i didn't get to finish that plunnie on time. T^T
“Yunho, let’s break up”
Frozen, Yunho stopped kissing Jaejoong’s neck and loosened his hold on his waist.
“What?”
“I said let’s break up” He repeated nonchalantly bending over the oven to look the hot pot boiling on it. Yunho gaped.
“I’m tired of you and everything about you. You’re always whining about how you hate those people who stalk us, how you don’t like changing your hair color or style, or how I never get some of the damned moves from our latest routine or that I shouldn’t be ‘oh so sexy’ because I’m yours and even our fans shouldn’t see me that way!” Jaejoong snorted “It’s always about you, how you feel and what you want! I can’t stand it anymore.” He said while chopping carrots.
Yunho kept looking at Jaejoong's back stupefied by the sudden outburst. Jaejoong thought of him like that? Hell he didn’t whine. “I do not whine Jaejoong. Usually it’s you who do that. And I’m sure that if I did say these things it was because they do bother me.” He said observing as Jaejoong put the carrots on the pan and started washing his hands. “It isn’t me who is complaining now.” He explained purposely substituting whining for complaining not wanting things to get worse.
After drying his hands Jaejoong turned around to look at Yunho.
“See? It‘s always about you.” He accused. “And if it not about you it’s about me and my supposed mistakes or habits. Tsk, like you were fail-proof”
Yunho ignored the last part. “Jae, last week you spent three of our free hours together going on and on how about you hate not having time to do more shopping”
“And you went on and on all of last week complaining about your knees like an old grandpa!”
“I didn’t” Yunho was starting to feel offended. He definitely wasn’t like that.
“You did. And the week before it was about your back! Hell, it’s not my fault that you like to go all ‘Oh, look at me I’m U-know Yunho! U-know you can’t move or bend like me!” He brought one hand up to his forehead dramatically to move some of his silky strands away. “I still asking myself why everybody just assumes I’m the girl when it’s you who do those girly moves!”
“Jaejoong" Yunho warned. No one should question his manliness, much less his dance style. Its art is exquisite!
Apparently, Jaejoong didn’t think like that. Ignoring his upset boyfriend he went over the table leaning on it and continued.
“And I hate it when we sleep together because you hog all the bed, and your eyes stays half open and your mouth opens this big” He made a expanding move with his hands. “And you snore. It isn’t even a common snore! It’s like I sleep with an old car! I tell you, it isn’t sexy, pretty or even lovely! I can’t get a single minute of sleep!”
“Jaejoong” Yunho was practically growling.
But Jaejoong didn’t stop there:
“Do you know that I hate it when you hug me after our practices? It’s already bad that I’m just as sweaty and smelly! But your smell, god! It’s worse than Changmim’s! I don’t even want to think about it! It gives me goosebumps! He finished running his hands wildly over his arms.
Yunho was speechless.
“Anyway I’m done with you.”
“What do you mean?” Yunho quickly snapped from his torpor. His brows drawing together tightly.
“I got a new lover. He’s great and doesn’t have a problem with the way I am, act or what I wear” Jaejoong let then a sultry laugh. “I think he even prefers me that way…” Ignoring the enraged looking Yunho he straightened up to make his way to the oven.
That was the last straw. Yunho wasn’t going to listen to anything more. He forcefully grabbed Jaejoong in his way pulling him to his body. “Say that again” He said through his teeth.
“He’s great, tall and sexy. Did I say that he have a great body? He sings and dances and when we fuck…” Jaejoong said his eyes glazing over as if remembering something very good. It was too much too Yunho, he took a hold over Jaejoong’s shoulders. “You didn’t” His tone was menacingly low, daring Jaejoong to say anything.
“Yes, I did and it was perfect” His voice was heavy with longing. Yunho growled loudly.
“Jaejoong, if you did do what you say I’m going to make sure that-”
“April’s fool day” He said interrupting Yunho’s rant.
Yunho blinked, arms going limp at his side and carefully he looked down at Jaejoong.
There was a mischievous look on his face and by know he was laughing. For a second after hearing and comprehending those words all of Yunho stance relaxed but slowly his lips started to take a devilish curl and his eyes slanted to the point of almost closing. Jaejoong’s breath hitched and the entire laugh died on his throat.
“Yunho?” He tried to take a step back.
Yunho wasn’t having any of that.
Without answering he hastily turned Jaejoong around and bent him over the kitchen counter.
“You know you’re going to pay for making me a fool right?” Yunho hissed, his breath hot against Jaejoong’s ear, making him shiver. “You” He tightened his hold on his arms and liking the snow white neck. “Are so screwed” he pressed his body against Jaejoong’s sliding his hands along his arms, teeth sinking on the creamy expanse. “and don’t even think you’re going to get any rest tonight” One of his hands took a hold of both of Jaejoong’s trapping them together on his back while the other went down the front and started rubbing the clothed crotch.
Jaejoong purred. “It isn’t like I want any”.
Later they did stop. There was a fire starting because a forgotten hot pot.
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A/N: Yahooo! I know it's a little late for April's fool but this idea just didn't leave me~
Comments are loved <333
Author: melody_drops
Pairing: Yunho/Jaejoong
Rating: R
Warnings: Language, mentions of sex
Genre: Humor, Romance
Length: One-shot
Summary:Jaejoong is tired of his boyfriend's complaints.
A/N: AJ it's my gift for you because i didn't get to finish that plunnie on time. T^T
“Yunho, let’s break up”
Frozen, Yunho stopped kissing Jaejoong’s neck and loosened his hold on his waist.
“What?”
“I said let’s break up” He repeated nonchalantly bending over the oven to look the hot pot boiling on it. Yunho gaped.
“I’m tired of you and everything about you. You’re always whining about how you hate those people who stalk us, how you don’t like changing your hair color or style, or how I never get some of the damned moves from our latest routine or that I shouldn’t be ‘oh so sexy’ because I’m yours and even our fans shouldn’t see me that way!” Jaejoong snorted “It’s always about you, how you feel and what you want! I can’t stand it anymore.” He said while chopping carrots.
Yunho kept looking at Jaejoong's back stupefied by the sudden outburst. Jaejoong thought of him like that? Hell he didn’t whine. “I do not whine Jaejoong. Usually it’s you who do that. And I’m sure that if I did say these things it was because they do bother me.” He said observing as Jaejoong put the carrots on the pan and started washing his hands. “It isn’t me who is complaining now.” He explained purposely substituting whining for complaining not wanting things to get worse.
After drying his hands Jaejoong turned around to look at Yunho.
“See? It‘s always about you.” He accused. “And if it not about you it’s about me and my supposed mistakes or habits. Tsk, like you were fail-proof”
Yunho ignored the last part. “Jae, last week you spent three of our free hours together going on and on how about you hate not having time to do more shopping”
“And you went on and on all of last week complaining about your knees like an old grandpa!”
“I didn’t” Yunho was starting to feel offended. He definitely wasn’t like that.
“You did. And the week before it was about your back! Hell, it’s not my fault that you like to go all ‘Oh, look at me I’m U-know Yunho! U-know you can’t move or bend like me!” He brought one hand up to his forehead dramatically to move some of his silky strands away. “I still asking myself why everybody just assumes I’m the girl when it’s you who do those girly moves!”
“Jaejoong" Yunho warned. No one should question his manliness, much less his dance style. Its art is exquisite!
Apparently, Jaejoong didn’t think like that. Ignoring his upset boyfriend he went over the table leaning on it and continued.
“And I hate it when we sleep together because you hog all the bed, and your eyes stays half open and your mouth opens this big” He made a expanding move with his hands. “And you snore. It isn’t even a common snore! It’s like I sleep with an old car! I tell you, it isn’t sexy, pretty or even lovely! I can’t get a single minute of sleep!”
“Jaejoong” Yunho was practically growling.
But Jaejoong didn’t stop there:
“Do you know that I hate it when you hug me after our practices? It’s already bad that I’m just as sweaty and smelly! But your smell, god! It’s worse than Changmim’s! I don’t even want to think about it! It gives me goosebumps! He finished running his hands wildly over his arms.
Yunho was speechless.
“Anyway I’m done with you.”
“What do you mean?” Yunho quickly snapped from his torpor. His brows drawing together tightly.
“I got a new lover. He’s great and doesn’t have a problem with the way I am, act or what I wear” Jaejoong let then a sultry laugh. “I think he even prefers me that way…” Ignoring the enraged looking Yunho he straightened up to make his way to the oven.
That was the last straw. Yunho wasn’t going to listen to anything more. He forcefully grabbed Jaejoong in his way pulling him to his body. “Say that again” He said through his teeth.
“He’s great, tall and sexy. Did I say that he have a great body? He sings and dances and when we fuck…” Jaejoong said his eyes glazing over as if remembering something very good. It was too much too Yunho, he took a hold over Jaejoong’s shoulders. “You didn’t” His tone was menacingly low, daring Jaejoong to say anything.
“Yes, I did and it was perfect” His voice was heavy with longing. Yunho growled loudly.
“Jaejoong, if you did do what you say I’m going to make sure that-”
“April’s fool day” He said interrupting Yunho’s rant.
Yunho blinked, arms going limp at his side and carefully he looked down at Jaejoong.
There was a mischievous look on his face and by know he was laughing. For a second after hearing and comprehending those words all of Yunho stance relaxed but slowly his lips started to take a devilish curl and his eyes slanted to the point of almost closing. Jaejoong’s breath hitched and the entire laugh died on his throat.
“Yunho?” He tried to take a step back.
Yunho wasn’t having any of that.
Without answering he hastily turned Jaejoong around and bent him over the kitchen counter.
“You know you’re going to pay for making me a fool right?” Yunho hissed, his breath hot against Jaejoong’s ear, making him shiver. “You” He tightened his hold on his arms and liking the snow white neck. “Are so screwed” he pressed his body against Jaejoong’s sliding his hands along his arms, teeth sinking on the creamy expanse. “and don’t even think you’re going to get any rest tonight” One of his hands took a hold of both of Jaejoong’s trapping them together on his back while the other went down the front and started rubbing the clothed crotch.
Jaejoong purred. “It isn’t like I want any”.
Later they did stop. There was a fire starting because a forgotten hot pot.
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A/N: Yahooo! I know it's a little late for April's fool but this idea just didn't leave me~
Comments are loved <333