The Poor Man's California

[melon_cocktail]

I hate Florida. I don't think I'd hate it as much if it would just admit it's in the Deep South, is part of the Deep South and should stop pretending to be California. No one's buying it. Just because you have a lot of Mexicans doesn't make you any less of a hick

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[allanonkisigar]

And hurricanes. Don't forget the hurricanes. They're like the opposite of an attraction, yet Flordia is still a crazy popular place to live.

[melon_cocktail]

Yeah, crazy popular among OLD PEOPLE. >