Five times Chris Shows His Ass and The One Time He Works it.

Jun 01, 2011 22:38

Title: Five times Chris Shows His Ass and The One Time He Works it.
Pairing: Pinto, for Pinto Pornapalooza II
Rating: NC-17
Length: ~ 5,700
Warnings: Toys? Lots of bubble butt and embarrassment
Prompt filled: You’ll see at the end
Summary: College was a time to learn and grow. Chris knew he would have life changing experiences and learn things he ( Read more... )

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ENGAGING CAPSLOCK... beederiffic June 2 2011, 09:12:04 UTC
1. OMG NINJA TURTLE BRIEFS? YOU'RE AN EVIL GENIUS, WRITER OF KRYPTON

2. "It was a 3 year old Chris in a too small pink dress with no undies, baby bum out for the world to see. His mom used to laugh and say it was because his sister had tried to get him to wear ruffled panties. Apparently, Chris was OK with the dress his sister put him in but the ruffled panties were too much."

I HAD TO READ THAT OVER FIVE TIMES BECAUSE THERE'S TOO MUCH AWESOME IN THAT PARAGRAPH. IT'S LIKE CONCENTRATED AWESOME. I HAD TO DILUTE IT WITH MY MIND IN ORDER TO TAKE IT IN. BABY CHRIS BUM!

" Inside there was a picture of a 13 year old Zach dressed in a Scarlet O’Hara style dress, parasol and hat"

O_O 13? OH ZACH HONEY.

3. "Chris froze, and hoped he could melt into the door.

“You do realize I can still see you, in all your glory, even if you don’t move, right?”LIKE ZACH'S A TYRANNOSAURUS! IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY, CHRISTOPHER! THIS FIC IS FREAKING HILARIOUS ( ... )

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Re: ENGAGING CAPSLOCK... melooza June 2 2011, 14:13:48 UTC
I'M SO GLAD YOU LIKED IT! I WAS WORRIED ABOUT THE LACK OF PORN AND FIGURED THE COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF DAT ASS WOULD MAKE UP FOR IT. :D

THANKS FOR THE PRETTY!

But really I am glad you enjoyed and YOU CAN CAPS LOCK ME ANY TIME!!

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melooza June 2 2011, 23:51:38 UTC
Thank you so much!

I am a sap and couldn't leave that out. :D

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creampuffsteph June 2 2011, 22:17:56 UTC
damnit, not first. but since i got access to it before you posted i still feel special.
i love so much about the things you choose to be. SO MUCH.
YOU'LL NEVER BE RID OF ME NOW MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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melooza June 2 2011, 23:53:22 UTC
I LOVE YOU MORE AND AM SPAMMING YOUR INBOX AS WE SPEAK.

PS. Do you have any one dollar bills? P used all of his on his ~adventure today. ;)

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karmic_fic June 3 2011, 01:56:44 UTC
oh my goodness this was PRICELESS !!!!!

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melooza June 3 2011, 02:31:09 UTC
Thank you so much!! I'm glad you enjoy baby Pine embarrassment ;)

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shutterbitch June 3 2011, 21:56:36 UTC
LOVED EVERY WORD OF THIS! The TURTLES UNDERWEAR. THE CAPTAIN. JON IN A CRAB SUIT. LAP DANCING. ZACH FUCKING CARRYING CHRIS OUT OF THE CLUB!.

I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I HAD THESE KINKS!

(FIRST EVERR TOTALLY CAPS COMMENT AND NOW I CAN'T STOP!)

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melooza June 3 2011, 23:37:45 UTC
YOU ARE SO VERY WELCOME AND YOU CAN SHOUTY CAPS ME ANYTIME!

I am so glad you enjoyed this!

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