i've got raging trumpet farts

[meloraborealis]

someone told me tonight that i am going to meet the love of my life soon. she said the man of my dreams was going to find me. how cray cray is that.

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[xoxonik]

wow. that's awesome. was it just some random person or a semi-legitimate fortune teller? i want to have my palms read or tea leaves or something.