WTF. I got an assignment from C1, and there was a post-it on it from the relevant lawyer involved in said project. So I'm working away, and then there's a little rattle in the back of my brain that says something is a little unusual ( Read more... )

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Dude. I'm getting myself one of those signs immediately.

So I read this today. Turns out a chappie named Eric Keroack, medical director of pregnancy center A Woman's Concern, has been appointed to the Office of Population affairs.

CNN says this:

"[A Woman's Concern] opposes contraception, saying its use increases out-of-wedlock pregnancy and abortion rates."

Y'all! I couldn't be happier. This is so ( Read more... )

In which I use a lot of colons...

Evidence that nighttime meds made me... a little loopy. I thought this was the most hilarious thing Evar:

I'd been telling Dave that I Definitely did Not have a Sore Throat, nor was I At All Congested. And then we had this exchange:

Me: You know what's funny? Taking cold medicine and forgetting to check to see ( Read more... )

A terrible idea:
Checking the cold meds to see if they're "daytime" or "nighttime" after taking them ( Read more... )

Lawyer: First let me acknowledge that you're busy and therefore talk slowly and in depth about this case that I'm working on, because it matters not to me that you're clearly doing something else. Wonk, wonk, wonk, wonk, wonk. Anyway, can you go through this complaint (drops 65 page document on desk) and make a list of everything in here that is ( Read more... )

I was walking down Market street today on a general paramble, enjoying the fall weather and the car smog, when a gentleman wearing an army uniform slowed and then stopped his pickup truck next to me and asked if I needed a ride ( Read more... )

Happy one weekiversary, Beyond and Elizabeth!


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When I came back inside after getting lunch I walked by one of the women who works here who is not as Weird as I make her sound. I told her how glorious is is outside: cool but not cold, sunny. She said she hoped it continued through the weekend, and that "I really hope it's not Sagittarius tomorrow ( Read more... )