Best. Idea. Ever.

[melsonator]

From Overheard in the Office

Office girl: Why don't we recycle here?
Office guy: Because we're fucking trying to eliminate winter!

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[staffordvw]

Office manager: Yeah, technically I'm supposed to be the one in charge of organizing everyone to evacuate if there is a fire. But...if this were the real thing, it's every man for himself.

Co-worker: That's horrible.

Office manager: The people I feel worst for are the handicapped. They have to find someone to help them out of the building...and I just don't know who would do that.