Brent and I cleaned the apartment. It's clean! hazzah.

I have a very unhealthy obsesssion with harlequin fetuses.
( are you prepared to answer the question... )

Hi. I'm up at Hollywood because my internet is broken. Totally broken. There are even pictures tucked away somewhere on the internet of my broken internet. Apparently stabbing your router with a rather large sword is not a good way to fix internet problems. In fact, I have come to realize it does little more than compound internet problems. Hooray ( Read more... )

I went to my first strip club the other day. It was alright. I was a bit afraid it was gonna be one of those strip club where all the women are ugly, fat, and covered in lessions. While there were a few strippers there that should never be naked anywhere anytime, there were many strippers that should be quite the opposite: naked all of the time ( Read more... )

TOO FUNNY FOR WORDS!!!!!!

Well more sad, but true.

So, at long last I have realized the solution to all of our problems. By "our problems" I am of course refering to white people. The solution is really quite simple. We take two of our problems and combine them to form a big giant solution! African Americans want reparations. Now I hear a lot of talk about how much money the land would convert to ( Read more... )

I bought FFXI today. Oh God it begins again. Who said consumerism isn't cycliclal?

I'm afraid my life has just gone downhill. I don't have a direction. I don't have a plan. I don't really have much of a life, not that I could really offer you a definition of a life anyways. God help me I feel like my life has really gone to shit since I graduated high school.

man am I drunk ( Read more... )

I agree with Rob Thomas. "I don't want to be lonely anymore."