TVXQ are signed in

Apr 12, 2011 06:13

TVXQ are Signed In (Anyone got a better name?)
Pairing: HoMin, YooSu
Rating: PG-13
Summary:  In which... I got nothing.

A/N:  This is a scrap fic. Don't know if I'm continuing this or not...


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Wednesday, April 9, 2011, 3:00PM

almighty_magnae has signed in

Almighty_magnae: Guys? Hello?

Almighty_magnae: You guys suck

Almighty_magnae: I hope you guys know that I hate you all and hope you all bleed to death.

leader4life has signed in

Almighty_magnae: YUNNIE~ <3

Leader4life: MINNIE~ <3

Almighty_magnae: Where’s my triple chocolate fudge cake?

Almighty_magnae: *pouts*

Leader4life: Sometimes I wonder if you really love food more than me.

Almighty_magnae: Yunnie~ *pouts* you know I love you~

Chunster has just signed in

Chunster: You guys disgust me

Almighty_magnae: *scoffs*

Chunster: *glares*

Almighty_magnae: *glares back*

Leader4life: *sighs*

SUpersu has signed in

Chunster: SUSU~ <3

SUpersu: CHUNNIE~ <3

Leader4life: Wow, this is some serious déjà vu.

Almighty_magnae: Shut up Yunnie.

Leader4life: ...

Almighty_magnae: By the way, where’s Jae hyung? He’s the one who arranged this stupid meeting and told us to meet at EXACTLY 3 PM which, by the way, NONE of you guys did!

Leader4life: …

Chunster: …

SUpersu: …

kjjmom has signed in

Kjjmom: I’m hereeeee children~ :DDDDD

Almighty_magnae: Who are you calling children, hyung? I’m only 2 years younger than you. You’re not my mother too.

Kjjmom: No food for a month.

Almighty_magnae: … I love you umma~ ♥

Kjjmom: :DD <33333

Almighty_magnae: =_=

Chunster: So, hyung. Why did you call us here?

Almighty_magnae: And be LATE

Kjjmom: Oh yeah! Totally forgot about that!

leader4life: *face palm*

chunster: *double face palm*

Almighty_magnae: *triple face palm*

SUpersu: *fourpleface palm*

Chunster: O.o

Kjjmom: ??

SUpersu: DDDDDD: You all know I suck at math!

Almighty_magnae: Su, sad to say, you’re an idiot

Leader4life: I second that.

SUpersu: DDDDD’:

Chunster: *glares and hugs Su protectively* Don’t you dare treat my Su like that!

SUpersu: :DDDDDD *huggles Chunnie*

Chunster: *grins*

Almighty_magnae: Whatever. Entertain me Yunnie~

Leader4life: *raises eyebrow*

Almighty_magnae: Do it or no sex for a week.

Leader4life: Yes ma’a---I mean, sir!

Chunster: *snorts* whipped

Leader4life: …

Kjjmom: *sniffs* my kids are all grown up

SUpersu: :DD ♥ *hugs*

Kjjmom: *hugs back* :D

Chunster: *hugs su* Change your name ‘umma’

Kjjmom: That’s hurtful.

SUpersu: DDD’: Bad chunnie *huggles umma*

Kjjmom: :’DD

urummaJjrocks: How about now?

Chunster: No.

UmmaJJ: DD: Now?

Chunster: No.

SUpersu: Chunnie! Stop being mean to umma~

SUpersu: Chunnie?

SUpersu: Umma?

SUpersu: … Minnie? Yunnie?

SUpersu: WHERE ARE YOU GUYS??? DDDDDD’:

Jjangjoong: I’m here Susu~ <3

SUpersu: …?

Chunster: Don’t listen to him, Su! He hacked my account! Hacked it!

Jjangjoong: *purrs*

Chunster: *glares* Get off my account Yoochun-ah.

SUpersu: What? Chu-chunnie… U-umma? I’m confused~!

Almighty_magnae: *snorts* Wouldn’t be the first time

SUpersu: Minnie~ DDD:

Jjangjoong: Yah! Changmin don’t be mean to my susu.

SUpersu: Silly umma. I’m not yours~ I’m chunnie’s~ :DD

SUpersu: Where is he? DDDD:

Chunster: *grins evilly*

Jjangjoong: Oh no.

Chunhatesu: I’m here Junsu.

Jjangjoong: … Oh, oh no.

Almighty_magnae: I hate drama.

Leader4life: I know.

almighty_magnae: I hate to admit it…

Leader4life: I know, min :3

Almighty_magnae: But I want to watch this >D

Leader4life: I know

Leader4life: Wait WHAT?!

Almighty_magnae: Sush, I’m watching. Be a good boyfriend and get me some popcorn will ya?

Leader4life: …

Chunhatesu: Su, your butt is too fat.

Jjangjoong: I’m going to burn your kitchen later

Supersu: :D I know. Isn’t it great? Hyukkie told me it’s the best :3

Chunhatesu: Well that didn’t work

Jjangjoong: HA!

SUpersu: *bottom lip quivers* Chunnie?

Jjangjoong: Oh no, I’m dead

Chunhatesu: Oh yes, what is it Junsu?

SUpersu: DD: You never call me Junsu! It’s always Susu or Su or Honey or baby but never Junsu!

emoJJ: Susu baby…

SUpersu: Stop that hyung. You’re not chunnie *sulks*

Chunhatesu: …

SUpersu: and what’s up with your name?!?! You hate me?! DDDDDDD’:

emoJJ: NO!

emoJJ: I-I mean, he means he hates… you! He hates everybody! *chuckles nervously*

Almighty_magnae: Uh-hu-ho This just keep getting better and better *munches on popcorn*

SUpersu: *sniffs* Chunnie hates me?

Chunhatesu: …

emoJJ: I give up

Chunhatesu: *pats your back* I suggest you plan your apology, it has to be good this time.

Almighty_magnae: Well this is just boring.

emoJJ: Sorry if my miserable *love* life doesn’t make you feel better.

Almighty_magnae: Oh it does. But I don’t have time to watch you and your miserable self do something stupid.

Chunsterhatesu: …

emoJJ: …

SUpersu: Bad Minnie

Almighty_magnae: Hmph. I just want my Yunnie.

Almighty_magnae has signed out

Leader4life: :DD

Chunster: And where have you been?

Leader4life: Living life.

emoJJ: Smart ass.

SUpersu: Changmin has corrupted our Leader-ssi! *gasps*

Chunster: Shouldn’t it be the other way around?

Leader4life: *shrugs*

Leader4life: Gotta go :D Changmin’s calling me :D

Leader4life has signed out

Chunster: You know, I did hear him. Something about fuck m--- oh he better not!

Chunster has signed out

SUpersu:  Why doesn't Chunnie want them to be intimate?  D-does he love Minnie?  ;~;

emoJJ: ...

SUpersu:  And I thought he loves me ;_____;

emoJJ:  *sighs*

SUpersu:  UMMA~~  *wails*

emoJJ: ... Susu...

SUpersu:  Don't call me that. Only chunnie calls me that.

SUpersu: Oh! Junho’s calling me :DDD

SUpersu has signed out

emoJJ: I… am alone.

Alone4life: *sighs* No one wants me anymore

Alone4life has signed out

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I know, I know. Short. I'm really busy this days so...*shrugs*  This is just a scrap fic. If no one replies/comment I'm scrapping it.

pairing: yunho/ changmin, writings~!, pairing: junsu/ yoochun, rating: pg-13

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