TVXQ are Signed In (Anyone got a better name?)
Pairing: HoMin, YooSu
Rating: PG-13
Summary: In which... I got nothing.
A/N: This is a scrap fic. Don't know if I'm continuing this or not...
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Wednesday, April 9, 2011, 3:00PM
almighty_magnae has signed in
Almighty_magnae: Guys? Hello?
Almighty_magnae: You guys suck
Almighty_magnae: I hope you guys know that I hate you all and hope you all bleed to death.
leader4life has signed in
Almighty_magnae: YUNNIE~ <3
Leader4life: MINNIE~ <3
Almighty_magnae: Where’s my triple chocolate fudge cake?
Almighty_magnae: *pouts*
Leader4life: Sometimes I wonder if you really love food more than me.
Almighty_magnae: Yunnie~ *pouts* you know I love you~
Chunster has just signed in
Chunster: You guys disgust me
Almighty_magnae: *scoffs*
Chunster: *glares*
Almighty_magnae: *glares back*
Leader4life: *sighs*
SUpersu has signed in
Chunster: SUSU~ <3
SUpersu: CHUNNIE~ <3
Leader4life: Wow, this is some serious déjà vu.
Almighty_magnae: Shut up Yunnie.
Leader4life: ...
Almighty_magnae: By the way, where’s Jae hyung? He’s the one who arranged this stupid meeting and told us to meet at EXACTLY 3 PM which, by the way, NONE of you guys did!
Leader4life: …
Chunster: …
SUpersu: …
kjjmom has signed in
Kjjmom: I’m hereeeee children~ :DDDDD
Almighty_magnae: Who are you calling children, hyung? I’m only 2 years younger than you. You’re not my mother too.
Kjjmom: No food for a month.
Almighty_magnae: … I love you umma~ ♥
Kjjmom: :DD <33333
Almighty_magnae: =_=
Chunster: So, hyung. Why did you call us here?
Almighty_magnae: And be LATE
Kjjmom: Oh yeah! Totally forgot about that!
leader4life: *face palm*
chunster: *double face palm*
Almighty_magnae: *triple face palm*
SUpersu: *fourpleface palm*
Chunster: O.o
Kjjmom: ??
SUpersu: DDDDDD: You all know I suck at math!
Almighty_magnae: Su, sad to say, you’re an idiot
Leader4life: I second that.
SUpersu: DDDDD’:
Chunster: *glares and hugs Su protectively* Don’t you dare treat my Su like that!
SUpersu: :DDDDDD *huggles Chunnie*
Chunster: *grins*
Almighty_magnae: Whatever. Entertain me Yunnie~
Leader4life: *raises eyebrow*
Almighty_magnae: Do it or no sex for a week.
Leader4life: Yes ma’a---I mean, sir!
Chunster: *snorts* whipped
Leader4life: …
Kjjmom: *sniffs* my kids are all grown up
SUpersu: :DD ♥ *hugs*
Kjjmom: *hugs back* :D
Chunster: *hugs su* Change your name ‘umma’
Kjjmom: That’s hurtful.
SUpersu: DDD’: Bad chunnie *huggles umma*
Kjjmom: :’DD
urummaJjrocks: How about now?
Chunster: No.
UmmaJJ: DD: Now?
Chunster: No.
SUpersu: Chunnie! Stop being mean to umma~
SUpersu: Chunnie?
SUpersu: Umma?
SUpersu: … Minnie? Yunnie?
SUpersu: WHERE ARE YOU GUYS??? DDDDDD’:
Jjangjoong: I’m here Susu~ <3
SUpersu: …?
Chunster: Don’t listen to him, Su! He hacked my account! Hacked it!
Jjangjoong: *purrs*
Chunster: *glares* Get off my account Yoochun-ah.
SUpersu: What? Chu-chunnie… U-umma? I’m confused~!
Almighty_magnae: *snorts* Wouldn’t be the first time
SUpersu: Minnie~ DDD:
Jjangjoong: Yah! Changmin don’t be mean to my susu.
SUpersu: Silly umma. I’m not yours~ I’m chunnie’s~ :DD
SUpersu: Where is he? DDDD:
Chunster: *grins evilly*
Jjangjoong: Oh no.
Chunhatesu: I’m here Junsu.
Jjangjoong: … Oh, oh no.
Almighty_magnae: I hate drama.
Leader4life: I know.
almighty_magnae: I hate to admit it…
Leader4life: I know, min :3
Almighty_magnae: But I want to watch this >D
Leader4life: I know
Leader4life: Wait WHAT?!
Almighty_magnae: Sush, I’m watching. Be a good boyfriend and get me some popcorn will ya?
Leader4life: …
Chunhatesu: Su, your butt is too fat.
Jjangjoong: I’m going to burn your kitchen later
Supersu: :D I know. Isn’t it great? Hyukkie told me it’s the best :3
Chunhatesu: Well that didn’t work
Jjangjoong: HA!
SUpersu: *bottom lip quivers* Chunnie?
Jjangjoong: Oh no, I’m dead
Chunhatesu: Oh yes, what is it Junsu?
SUpersu: DD: You never call me Junsu! It’s always Susu or Su or Honey or baby but never Junsu!
emoJJ: Susu baby…
SUpersu: Stop that hyung. You’re not chunnie *sulks*
Chunhatesu: …
SUpersu: and what’s up with your name?!?! You hate me?! DDDDDDD’:
emoJJ: NO!
emoJJ: I-I mean, he means he hates… you! He hates everybody! *chuckles nervously*
Almighty_magnae: Uh-hu-ho This just keep getting better and better *munches on popcorn*
SUpersu: *sniffs* Chunnie hates me?
Chunhatesu: …
emoJJ: I give up
Chunhatesu: *pats your back* I suggest you plan your apology, it has to be good this time.
Almighty_magnae: Well this is just boring.
emoJJ: Sorry if my miserable *love* life doesn’t make you feel better.
Almighty_magnae: Oh it does. But I don’t have time to watch you and your miserable self do something stupid.
Chunsterhatesu: …
emoJJ: …
SUpersu: Bad Minnie
Almighty_magnae: Hmph. I just want my Yunnie.
Almighty_magnae has signed out
Leader4life: :DD
Chunster: And where have you been?
Leader4life: Living life.
emoJJ: Smart ass.
SUpersu: Changmin has corrupted our Leader-ssi! *gasps*
Chunster: Shouldn’t it be the other way around?
Leader4life: *shrugs*
Leader4life: Gotta go :D Changmin’s calling me :D
Leader4life has signed out
Chunster: You know, I did hear him. Something about fuck m--- oh he better not!
Chunster has signed out
SUpersu: Why doesn't Chunnie want them to be intimate? D-does he love Minnie? ;~;
emoJJ: ...
SUpersu: And I thought he loves me ;_____;
emoJJ: *sighs*
SUpersu: UMMA~~ *wails*
emoJJ: ... Susu...
SUpersu: Don't call me that. Only chunnie calls me that.
SUpersu: Oh! Junho’s calling me :DDD
SUpersu has signed out
emoJJ: I… am alone.
Alone4life: *sighs* No one wants me anymore
Alone4life has signed out
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I know, I know. Short. I'm really busy this days so...*shrugs* This is just a scrap fic. If no one replies/comment I'm scrapping it.