Byker grove is better than porn

[melvinandmarvin]

Today, after going to the cinema with my dad and brother (Quality Time), I turned on the Tv at 4.30, all psyched up about watching My Parents Are Aliens and IT WASN'T ON!!! I was so sad that I couldn't watch Brian's hilarious antics

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[melvinandmarvin]

That was no nine-year-old, celia, that was YOU
*is shocked*

[_aimz_]

BYKER GROVE AND MY PARENTS ARE ALIENS ARE THE BESSSSST PROGRAMS IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BRIAN IN HIS WHEELCHAIR =D
AND THE DODGY DATE RAPE GUY WHO LOOKS LIEK A RABBIT IN BYKER GROVE
o0eerr!!!!!!!!!

luff yarr xXxXxXx

[melvinandmarvin]

Yer how scary was Alejandro? AND SO UGLY YUCK! And the sexy twins hell yeah!
Celia, norfolk always makes me smile

[melvinandmarvin]

They are chubby yes, but rather buff
AND THEY'RE GEORDIE
LIKE YOUR GRANDPARENTS!
Anyway, your mum is a Wolfma, I don't think you are in any position to comment
naaaaa xxxxx

[melvinandmarvin]

Brian mcfadden approached me for an autograph but I turned him away

*is proud*