These past few days ( Read more... )

My body aches and I look like a ghost.

I almost passed out & threw up 345 times today.
I hope everyone thinks that's really attractive.
I mean, blood is cool, right?

papa can you hear meeeeeeeee?

Hey Melanie,
Remember when we danced to Queen in your living room and then made sweet love in your bed?
I've had better.

But I love youseriously.
Especially when your titties got washed off by waves.

LOVEYOUSummer

I write on you; write in you with sharp quills that dig deep into organs unspecified and leave forceful rhetoric penetrated in faded browns. I don’t understand why the ocean reminds me of your hands or why the burning on my back feels so cogent when it rains ( Read more... )

I finally got my act together and downloaded my europics.

( fish n' chips )

if someone found or took a pink, hello kitty wallet.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE give me my ID back.

keep the money, I don't really care, but if you know where it is I'd very much appreciate it.
I'm not even mad, I just really need it.
Just leave it somewhere that i'll find it.

please help me. thanks.

http://www.mulletjunky.com/

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Hey! I need to work.
Does anyone know of any job openings?!
Donlad Trump? Anyone, anyone?


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