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[melziness]

My new year's resolution is to have better door etiquette.

I tend to make my more major new year's resolutions on Yom Kippur.

Comments

[chefmayhem]

So, that means you'll stop opening the door, seeing me, saying "ya'll bitches stop being up in mah grillz" and slamming it on me?

[melziness]

Yes, exactly!