Emperor Tomato Ketchup

[mem7]

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections, but absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

I need to get a hold of some people whom I haven't in a while.

Comments

[ominousfnar]

That is what I call comedy.

AGH!

[bloodyangst]

Spend more time and money on photoshop phast, I cant take the suspense

[deepestparanoia]

You haven't holded me in a while. Does that MEAN anything to you? =(

If you live anywhere near NC, you should come with me n my friend next time we go out. The other night we were driving down Monroe while I held a shopping cart through the window. and then I pushed it into a light pole. And the pole is now crooked. It's fucking awesome.

Anyways... you don't update enough.