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Shima Renzou | Ao no Exorcist

[monklyinpink]

I'm not sorry.

[bittybrows]

[[but you pick how cruel we'll be to Shima? xDD]]

you never are 8'( RNG SAYS 3!

[monklyinpink]

[So, after tearing the entire dorm and then entire classroom apart, Shima can officially say he has no freaking idea where he set that stupid egg down.

Time to make himself scarce.]

NOPE.JPG

[bittybrows]

[Yeah, uh, no fucking way bro.]

[Izumo has his number for the sole sake of harassing him about this--no way she's going to agree to do a class project with Shima of all people without a means to harass him about it. And that would be her calling him, though of course, since it's a strictly "I'll call you" basis, it probably doesn't show her in his contacts list.]

[Hey Shima, prepare to die--I mean. Ring, ring, ring.]

he never wins ;A;

[monklyinpink]

[Shufflin', shufflin'... for the exit into True Cross Town, no way he's going to get caught for this. Too bad he answers his cell out of habit. Unknown number, huh?]

Hello! This is Renzou!

...nope. |D

[bittybrows]

Shima. Where are you? I'm supposed to have the egg for the weekend.

[monklyinpink]

Izumo! [SHIIIIIIIT no wait, HE HAS HER NUMBER NOW, AHAHAHA oh no, he's going to die anyway.] Uh, well, um. H-hey, how about you just let me worry about it for the weekend, save you the trouble...

[bittybrows]

[Nope, not buying it.]

Please, someone as lazy as you volunteering for something like that? [She makes a noise of contempt.] Shima, what did you do?

[monklyinpink]

[Aw, c'mon.]

I'm not lazy! [He just hates working!] Well... I maaay have ran into a small problem, really small, nothing to worry about.

[bittybrows]

[If you wanted gullible you should have gone for Shiemi. 8||||]

What problem?

[monklyinpink]

[He'd been too slow to ask her. ;~; Now how to break this to her...]

You know, there's a time in every child's life where... you... have to let them go. Out. Into the world.

asdlfjkf screamingg

[bittybrows]

...Shima.

It was an egg baby.

[monklyinpink]

Yeah, but isn't the assignment to treat it like a real child? We just need to accept that our dear Keiko is all grown up and striking out on her own.

[Y e p, still going with this defense. He's already in the doghouse, he may as well get a laugh out of it before she murders him.]

[bittybrows]

...you named it?

[monklyinpink]

...yes. [Two seconds ago.] Did you want a boy instead?

[bittybrows]

[SHIMA, THAT IS DEFINITELY NOT THE POINT.]

It's. An. Egg.

Or it was.