394. They see me trolling

[singerinpink]

The Anonymous Harassing Questions Meme!

1. Post with your character.
2. Muns, go anon.
3. Start asking characters the most awkward, embarrassing, or annoying questions. Do this oocly, meaning as yourself, not as an anonymous character. Questions can be totally random or very specific, asking about relationships with other characters or just their

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Eliot Spencer | Leverage

[distinctive_guy]

Re: Eliot Spencer | Leverage

[distinctive_guy]

Can you really just tell what kind of gun someone is shooting by the sound of the shot?

[distinctive_guy]

Yeah. Some guns have distinctive firin' sounds.

Re: Eliot Spencer | Leverage

[distinctive_guy]

Was there ever a mission where you were extra cranky 'cause you pulled a muscle in your groin... and didn't tell anyone?

[distinctive_guy]

Seriously? No. Not that it can't happen, but ya gotta know how to work those muscles to avoid things like that, man.

[distinctive_guy]

Let's say a there's a mission where you have to pass yourself off as a gay guy. Heavy petting included. What do?

[distinctive_guy]

The hell!? Who's askin' these questions?

Hardison can do it.

trololololo

[not_plan_m]

He's just saying that because he can't handle how strong our feelings are for each other, isn't that right sugar-muffin?

<3

[distinctive_guy]

Damnit, Hardison!! Stop encouragin' them!

ilu bb

[not_plan_m]

It's okay, baby, I still love you. Love you so hard with my massive

heart.

[distinctive_guy]

Get. Away. From me!

[distinctive_guy]

Yeah, I see how it is. The secret you're trying to hide from the world.

Methinks the hitter doth protest too much.

[not_plan_m]

You know it, man. That's our hitter. All rough edges on the outside but we know he's got a giant gooey caramel center in there somewhere.

[distinctive_guy]

I'd ask if that's you speaking from experience, buy I fear that would be uncouth and déclassé, and I just respect you too much for that, Hardison.

Besides, then you'd probably get all sore at me and hack my computer and my bank account and all my school records and my grocery list...

[distinctive_guy]

I can see this. Stop speaking like I'm not here.

And no, he's not speaking from experience because I don't have a gooey caramel center! I just- How even- I don't!

[distinctive_guy]

Oh I'm sorry. I didn't know you were so eager to continue the conversation.

But to clarify--he can't be speaking from experience because you don't have a gooey center, not because you've never done anything with him that would cause him to know what your ahem center is like.

Ergo, he might well have first hand experience of any number of things that relate to your...shall we say, hardness?