The Rabbit Done Died Meme

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The Rabbit Done Died
"The rabbit died" is an old saying meaning one is pregnant, coming from the now no longer practiced rabbit test.

Congratulations!

You're pregnant. Knocked up. Eating for two. Have  a bun in the oven.
Insert your own cliched phrase here. No matter how you say it, you're
downright fertilized. Even if you're not typically in possession

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Prussia | Axis Powers Hetalia (Nyotalia) | Het | 3

[weiss_teufelin]

[Has a hand over her tummy and not looking very happy]

Brat, stop that. I want to take a nap and you are not helping.

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[bielynozhshliub]

[Chuckles and leans nearer to kiss the frowns away. Then turns his attention toward their child, humming one of those old lullaby tunes.]

Must have taken it from you.

[Yea, every rebellious streaks are from Prussia.]

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[weiss_teufelin]

[And with that, she eyes him a bit dryly]

Oh yeah? And what did she get from you?

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[bielynozhshliub]

[With a straight face.]

Knifing skills.

[Yup, that seems to explain it all. It's logical.]

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[weiss_teufelin]

[Hits him on the arm]

[HARD]

If this baby rips out of my stomach like a monster, I'll come back to life fast and end you.

[She doesn't really mean it. Maybe]

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[bielynozhshliub]

[Okay. Ouch. That kinda hurt. Wincing. Must be double the power force thanks to the baby.]

She will be a good girl. Will not have her endangering your life.

[He wants you both safe after all.]

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[weiss_teufelin]

[She looks at him then and again, asks herself why he's there beside her. How did it end up like this? She never really could answer that question]

[Softly] ...I know...

[Gently, she tangles her fingers with his over her belly]

[It's perfect, though...]

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[bielynozhshliub]

[It's a strange question that neither of them have a true answer for. Then again, does it matter much now? Rather than the 'how', it's more of a 'why'.

He smiles at their entwined fingers, then leans over and presses a few kisses on the fingertips, and on the lovely bulge.]

Now sleep. You have tired yourself out today. Dinner will be ready once you have rested.

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[weiss_teufelin]

[She watches him do that, her other hand reaching to gently pet over his hair when she can]

Okay. [Her eyelids are starting to droop already] What's for dinner?

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[bielynozhshliub]

[He always did like it when Prussia pets his hair. It's both a motherly and affectionate gesture, which is rare since the Prussian usually dishes out punches instead.]

I am making potato and beef stew. With ice-cream for dessert. [He adds that last statement with a knowing smile.]

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[weiss_teufelin]

[The dinner menu earns him a happy hum, a soft, sleepy smile and more petting]

You're awesome...

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[bielynozhshliub]

[Belarus practically purr at the head petting, almost like a contented bear.]

Da, of course.

[Though the 'Not as awesome as you' is left unsaid, which Prussia more than like already know that.]

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[weiss_teufelin]

[Hums in agreement, eyes closed. She keeps on petting him until she drifts off]

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[bielynozhshliub]

[Belarus stays there for a while until he's sure Prussia is asleep, gives one last kiss on her forehead, before slowly and quietly leaving the room to prepare dinner.

He really loves them both. His precious treasures.]