iiiit's aaaa... date auction meme.

[arthurscloset]

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Eliot Spencer | Leverage | OTA

[distinctive_guy]

[What even. He didn't sign up for this, someone else definitely did that for him. Through the internet.]

Starting Bid: 100.

[distinctive_guy]

Beats me.

Who's money are you usin'?

[distinctive_guy]

[Okay, maybe Eliot can like this auction thing for this. Dangerous, but what the hell.]

Come on, sweetie. If you're billin' IYS, you can open higher than three grand. You know I'm worth more than that.

[distinctive_guy]

[Suddenly his gaze sharpens. He knew this auction thing was a really bad idea. Like attracting Steranko employees who knows of the Leverage team? But... wait...]

What kind of useful information?

[Nevermind that someone offered $4000 while you were debating, sugar.]

[distinctive_guy]

And you'll do that because....? [Oh, just hear his southern drawl run over those words.]

[distinctive_guy]

[That puts a different spin on things. Guess Nate wasn't the only one IYS screwed over, although Eliot has no personal beef with the company.]

In that case, you better bill IYS five grand for this... consultin' feee. Your competition offered four already.

[distinctive_guy]

[He looked back contemplatively.] This is a date auction. [But there was definite interest there. And the lady was a looker too.]

[feelsthedead]

What exactly does a $100 date get me?

[distinctive_guy]

Sorry to say not much, darlin'... Seein' that the price for me has gone up.

[feelsthedead]

Hmm.. and if I were to make it $4000?