Mistletoe meme!

Dec 02, 2011 16:43

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The Mistletoe with a Twist Meme

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love-affection, fluff, rated: pg, crack-humor, rated: pg13

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4_thee_my_lord December 3 2011, 19:48:25 UTC
Yer goin' ta stand under that thing until some girl bites, Roc'? *nevermind that he's approaching Rocco right now, hands in pockets and looking like he'd kill for a camera*

Want me ta bring yeh a bottle of somethin' while yeh wait? Maybe dinner?

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dukefuckinwayne December 4 2011, 07:13:36 UTC
Fuck you, Murph'! This shit's all over. Not like there are a lotta places to stand.

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4_thee_my_lord December 4 2011, 07:17:46 UTC
Suit yersel'. *he shrugs* I'm fucken' broke anyway. Was comin' to ask if yeh'd chip in ta buy a bottle.

*he looks up at the mistletoe, noticing a small note attached to it* The fuck's that? *points at it*

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dukefuckinwayne December 4 2011, 07:22:40 UTC
You mean will I give ya all the cash, right? Yeah, sure... that's fine.

[He looked up when Murphy pointed it out, frowning curiously as he grabbed at it. Usually, mistletoe didn't come with a note attached.] Some weird fuckin' crap, I don't know. says we gotta kiss or tell a secret about ourselves before we can move. Now that's a rule to mistletoe I ain't too familiar with.

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4_thee_my_lord December 4 2011, 07:33:54 UTC
Nah, Connor took part too... *he raised a bill. Not much money, Rocco would still pay for most of it*

The fuck're yeh talkin' about? *He leaned against Rocco's side, reading the note he was holding. Confused, he looked up at him* Yeh came up with this bullshite? 'Cause that's real desperate...

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dukefuckinwayne December 4 2011, 08:16:35 UTC
[He nodded, reaching in his pocket to shove the rest of the money at Murphy--hey, he could handle it.]

I told you I didn't put this shit up! It was already up when I got here, Murphy, so fuckin' blame someone else!

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4_thee_my_lord December 4 2011, 19:14:47 UTC
*Counting the notes, Murphy grinned in satisfaction* Thanks, Roc'! I'll share the goods in a second!

*He turned, ready to leave, but looked back and put his hand over Rocco's chest.* Don't know, looks like yer here waitin' for flies ta catch with this shite. *and with that, he tried to playfully shoove his friend away*

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dukefuckinwayne December 6 2011, 06:25:06 UTC
Yeah, alright.

[He hadn't expected the shove, but it didn't matter anyway because as soon as he stumbled back, he kind of stopped abruptly like hitting an invisible wall.] What the fuck--

[He looked over his shoulder in confusion.]

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4_thee_my_lord December 6 2011, 06:38:59 UTC
*Murphy's brows went straight up at that, so did his voice.* ... What?

*reaching out, he gave Rocco another testing shove. In the name of science. And of shoving Rocco onto invisible walls that could prove to be the best Christmas toy ever for an oversized kid like Murphy was.*

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dukefuckinwayne December 6 2011, 06:41:46 UTC
Hey--[He growled when he gave another shove and it happened again... What the fuck?]

Murphy! [He finally gave a shove back--and hey, if Murphy ended up on his ass? It served him right for... doing whatever he was doing now!] Cut it out, asshole! Something weird is fuckin' up!

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4_thee_my_lord December 6 2011, 06:50:20 UTC
*Murphy didn't end with his arse greeting the floor though. Surpisingly enough, the magic invisible wall worked on him too and soon he was practically bouncing on it, landing on Rocco's chest* Fuck!

*he looked back over his shoulder at the wall that wasn't there* The fucken' mistletoe note was tellin' the truth??

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dukefuckinwayne December 6 2011, 06:53:00 UTC
Fuck! [He brought his hands up out of reflex, grasping the other's soulders.] apparently! Fuck... what the fuck kinda mistletoe is this?

[he nudges MMurphy back a little so he's not pressed up against his chest.] And why can't you be a chick or something?

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4_thee_my_lord December 6 2011, 07:04:01 UTC
Talks the guy with the long, princess like hairdo. *Murphy snorted, reaching for the note with the mistletoes' instructions* So, we either kiss or tell a secret and we're free?

Sounds like yer dead either way, Roc'.

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dukefuckinwayne December 6 2011, 07:05:30 UTC
Fuck you! It doesn't say it's gotta be my secret. You can talk too. Unless you want to give me a fuckin' kiss, Murph'.

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4_thee_my_lord December 6 2011, 07:15:45 UTC
Aye, I'm gonna fucken' kiss yer face with me fist, that's what I'll do.

*and just to reinforce his words, he raised it and shook it a bit right under Rocco's nose*

.... *fuck, he was going to have to do it, wasn't he?*

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dukefuckinwayne December 6 2011, 07:19:42 UTC
[He reaches up to irritably bat away that hand.] Stop fucking around. If a punch'd get us out of this, I'd do it, asshole.

[Crap,were they really going to have to kiss?] It's not like I got a fuckin' ton of secrets from you guys, you know...

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