Mistletoe meme!

Dec 02, 2011 16:43

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The Mistletoe with a Twist Meme

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love-affection, fluff, rated: pg, crack-humor, rated: pg13

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need_some_rope December 4 2011, 06:44:20 UTC
*snorts into his drink as he notices where Rocco's standing*

I think yer barking up the wrong tree at Doc's, I really do... What ejit even hung that in here?

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dukefuckinwayne December 4 2011, 07:14:38 UTC
Oh, yeah? I was really hoping your ass'd give me a kiss too.

[He snorted.] I don't know, there's some more all around the fuckin' place if you look. Think Doc got carried away?

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need_some_rope December 4 2011, 07:42:23 UTC
Yeh want my arse in yer fuzzy mug, I can oblige yeh... *he grinned, walking up to him*

*he glanced around, noticing it as he drew level* Aye... What the fuck was he hopin' ta achieve? Not like many lasses come in here.

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dukefuckinwayne December 4 2011, 08:13:04 UTC
Knew you'd help my dreams fucking come true, man.

Yeah, I fuckin' know. Don't think Doc would want to see us making out... kinda fucking hope not anyway. [He gave a thoughtful look.] Dude, don't fucking stand with me under the mistletoe, back up a little.

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need_some_rope December 4 2011, 17:22:32 UTC
Yeh shouldn't joke about shite like that, someone might take it seriously. Not that I blame yeh, I have a mighty fine arse.

*he pulls a face at that thought. It was one thing to tease Murphy about Doc giving them free drinks for a kiss, another of actually think that the old git might like it*

... *he knows that really, he should take a few steps back, but instead he gives Rocco a look* Yeh back up.

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dukefuckinwayne December 6 2011, 06:22:29 UTC
Oh, yeah? What take it seriously and shove your ass in my face or what?

[He snorts and when Dean doesn't step back, he straightens up a little and pulls a face.] What, are you trying to start up a game of gay chicken or what, Connor? C'mon, man. Move it.

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need_some_rope December 6 2011, 06:51:07 UTC
Aye! Get me a stool an' I'll fucken do it!

*shaking his head, he stands his ground. Though he feels like he's just being stubborn, he's starting to think that actually he can't move back* Why don't yeh get out from under the mistletoe if yer so worried?

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dukefuckinwayne December 6 2011, 06:54:45 UTC
Got a better idea, kiss my fuckin' hairy Italian ass, you fuckin' mick.

[He's actually... well, he actually can't move back, he notices. But that'd be kinda fucking crazy to say so...] I ain't worried. Why the hell do you want to stay? Just hoping some chick will walk by or what?

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need_some_rope December 6 2011, 07:05:46 UTC
I would, but I'm not sure if I need ta bend down or jus' lean forwards!

*that doesn't actually sound so bad... By now, Connor's used to pushing that kind of thought about his best friend down though. It's just not normal*

I'd be waiting a long fucken time. 'Specially with yeh standin' here like yer about ta go in fer the kill. Yer scaring the few broads there are off!

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dukefuckinwayne December 6 2011, 07:09:35 UTC
Fuck you, asshole.

[He takes a step forward, like that'll actually get Connor to back off. It never does.] Fuck you, Connor. I ain't scarin' off anybody, man. I was just standing here! [And okay, now, he can't exactly move back to where he'd been moments ago. Crap.]

... Something's fuckin' weird here, Connor.

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need_some_rope December 9 2011, 22:11:11 UTC
*Connor squares up to Rocco. He never really means it when they do this. Sure, he'd fight him if it came to it, but its more about playing at being the tougher man, knowing that neither will take it to the next level* An' now I'm standin' here an' I reckon I have better chances than yeh.

*it takes a moment to realize what the Italian is referring to, but when he tries to step back he can't either* ... Aye... What the fuck's goin' on?

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dukefuckinwayne December 10 2011, 14:49:08 UTC
Who'd want to kiss some random fuckin' mick, man? Micks don't have the reputation of bein' good lovers... just loud, angry fuckin' drunks! [He huffs, arms crossing as he looks around.]

[Yeah, he doesn't fucking know what's up and it's frustrating.] I don't know, man. Persistent fuckin' mistletoe? [But that was crazy. Mistletoe didn't actually trap you or shit.]

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