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[lone_defender]

Caught In The Act Meme
(Extended Edition)

We all masturbate, it's nothing to be ashamed of. It's also something most prefer to keep private. But sometimes, people forget to knock while we're in the middle of things, and awkwardness ensues.

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[captoftardis]

Oi, Rose! I was wondering.... Oh, erm...

RNG says 5! Poor Rose

[lone_defender]

[So she might have gotten a little bit carried away and lost track of time. Most of the time she's very, very good about keeping a tight lid on her hormones in the TARDIS. He can probably...smell them or something, and he has this habit of barging in unannounced all the time.

Some hazy mornings, though, the urge is just too sudden and her reasoning centers aren't well fired up yet. Normally she just hops into the shower before breakfast instead of after, and she's never gotten any weird comments or looks from him.

Normally.

She should have heard the door opening, but she was...too distracted by certain very pleasant thoughts. Those very pleasant thoughts screech to a painful halt as soon as she hears his voice.

Oh no. Ohnononono! Her thoughts aren't even really coherent, they're just one sudden burst of panic and mortification, and she falls off of the bed in her effort to yank up the cover's she's on top of.] Wh-what are you doing here?

[captoftardis]

I was, erm, going to ask... Well... I didn't know... I mean... [He was looking anywhere but at her.]

Thought I'd ask if you wanted to go out for breakfast... Didn't quite know you were awake and... Erm. I-I should leave now, yeah?

[lone_defender]

[Noooo. No no no. This is...this is just awful. This is everything she'd been trying to avoid! And it's not even...it wasn't even subtle or...or deniable. It was an unspoken agreement between them, or maybe a part of living in the TARDIS. You gave up on boyfriends and sex and...now he'll look at her and just...know. He'll think she'll have been...corrupting and tainting the TARDIS by sexualizing it, and maybe she has.

Ugh. She just...wants to curl up into a ball and undo this entire day. Both of these things at once. Curling up she can do. Even if she could go back, the Doctor probably won't want her near enough to the control to let her go back and change things anyway.]

Y-Yeah, right.

[captoftardis]

I mean, it's fine! Normal human... thing.. drive... no, I suppose thing. Well, drive, really... I-, erm...

Your knickers are under the bed, by the way... I'm going!

[She wasn't the only one a bit mortified.]

[lone_defender]

[She squeaks rather unhappily and lurches forward to grab her knickers. Those things are going on like they're magnetized. It still won't do anything for the awkward and all the human judgment but...at least she'll feel less vulnerable fully dressed.

She's completely botched this up now, hasn't she? How are they supposed to go adventuring if he'll know she could want to do...this? Will he even want to touch her hand, let alone hold it? She probably won't.]

I'm... [Sorry doesn't seem to cut it, really, so she just...trails off on that one.]

[captoftardis]

[When she finally finds him, he's completely trying to distract himself at the main console. Pressing a button there, spinning the lever there...]

If you'd rather hold off for breakfast, that's fine with me... [He suddenly found finishing sentences rather difficult.]

[lone_defender]

[Awkward. Awkwardawkwardawkward. Just like she thought! He's just...he probably can't even look at her without thinking about it now, and how are they supposed to be a team with something like that between them? This is just...all her fault. Her and her human hormones.

She's not hungry, but eating is a chance to get away for a bit.] Nah I'll...just...have it in the kitchen.

[captoftardis]

R-right. There's... stuff... in there.

[Hands tucked in his jacket pocket he rocked back and forth on his heels, releasing a sigh. Oh, this was awkward, and yet... a sick part of his was curious if she thought of him... Bad Doctor! Of course she wasn't! ...Maybe a little?]

[lone_defender]

...Right.

[Stuff. He must just be...Time Lords probably thought of it in the same category of flinging poo all over the room with slightly less mess. Except they've got sensitive noses, so it's probably just as obvious, isn't it? What the hell was she thinking? Ugh. Ugh. Just...never again. She'll live her entire life sexually frustrated with a Time Lord who thinks she decorates her room in her own refuse.]

LOLOLOLOLFOREVER "Flinging poo" - really, Rose!? XD

[captoftardis]

[The Doctor finally peeked into the kitchen.] Did you even fix something for breakfast or have you been sitting at the table this whole time?

[He came in and fixed himself a cup of tea. Somehow food didn't seem appealing afterall.]

It's the best she's got! xD

[lone_defender]

[She's...she's not just staring! She started tea, she just forgot to finish it. She was distracted, and it can't have been too long. She starts when he speaks and glances up at him briefly.]

I just haven't picked anything to eat. [She doesn't have much of an appetite when she's feeling down.]